Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Nuts moma  2013/08/26
your mom like a squierl she always eating nuts..

U mama so fat  2013/08/26
Your mama so fat she went for a slam-dnk in basketball and nocked the sUn out of orbit ..

So dumb  2013/08/26
yo momma so dumb she got locked in a furniture store and slept on the flooryo mamma so dum..

Yo mama is like  2013/08/26
Yo mama is like home depo ten cents a screw..

Slutty Mama  2013/08/26
Your mama is so slutty:She could suck-start a Harley!She has "TROJAN" written on her gumli..

yo momma is so fat you have to grease the...  2013/08/26
yo momma is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side ..

Your momma so dumb she stoped at a stop sighn...  2013/08/26
Your momma so dumb she stoped at a stop sighn waiting for it to turn green..

yo mamma so fat she plays hop-scotch like...  2013/08/26
yo mamma so fat she plays hop-scotch like this: NewYork Virginia Georgia Mississippi Oakla..

Y..o..u..r MOMMA  2013/08/26
YOUR MAMAS sO FAT SHE HAS HER OWN AREA CODE..

Clippers game  2013/08/26
You so stupid you went to the clippers game thinkin you would get a hair cut...

YO' MAMMA IS SO FAT  2013/08/26
Your mamma is so fat that when she wears a yellow dresseverybody start shouti..

Dont miss these ones!"  2013/08/26
Yo mama is so fat... she walked in front of the tv and i missed a two hour movie every tim..

Your mama is soooo fat  2013/08/26
Your mamma is so fat her belt size is equator!..

Yo mamma is sooo fat  2013/08/26
yo mamma is so fat when she walks down a street wearing a red dress, kids yell, "hey kool-..

Yo mamas breath  2013/08/25
yo mamas breath is so bad she needs a tic-tac with a battery..

Mama so black  2013/08/25
yo mama so black people on the street call her the tar monster!..

your mamma has one big tittie and one small...  2013/08/25
your mamma has one big tittie and one small tittie and they call the bitch biggie smallsyo..

Yo mama's like...  2013/08/25
Yo mama's like...- Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on.- Yo mama'..

Yo mama so short  2013/08/25
yo mama so short she went bungii jumpin off a curb..

yo mama is so fat her belt size was the equater...  2013/08/25
yo mama is so fat her belt size was the equater..

Mammas  2013/08/25
Your mamma is so dumb she stole free bread. Your momma is so big she put a blanket over t..

Your momma breath so bad when she talk it...  2013/08/25
Your momma breath so bad when she talk it smeels like her tongue farted!!!!..

A day at the beach  2013/08/25
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned...

Size  2013/08/25
your mommas so fat she put on a red rain coat and all the kids said fruit punch...

Act Your Age  2013/08/25
Your moms so old I told her to act her age and she died...

Yo mammas so fat...  2013/08/25
your mammas so fat that she fell and rolled herself to sleep trying to get up..

Nappy Hair  2013/08/25
Yo Mammas Hair Is So Nappy.....When She French Braids It, They Look Like Stitches...

Maxi-pad  2013/08/25
Your mama's so fat, she uses a matress for a maxi-pad...

yore momma is so dum she wint to the 50 sents...  2013/08/25
yore momma is so dum she wint to the 50 sents conserd and she brog a bag a penns wit her..

ExtraTerrestrial  2013/08/25
Yo mama so fat... she could been in the movie ET, but when she rode a bike across the moon..

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