Aviation jokes
Aviation jokes, pilot jokes, flight jokes, and more, relating to everything from flying blind in the cockpit to hiding in the airport!
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Aviation Jokes 5 2012/06/01 Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the inte.. Aviation Jokes 4 2012/06/01 Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies an.. Aviation Jokes 3 2012/06/01 As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who.. Aviation Jokes 2 2012/06/01 "Stewardess" "Yes, Sir?" "I want to complain about this airline. .. Aviation Jokes 1 2012/06/01 One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for .. There is a blond on the plane 2012/07/22 A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane.. Christmasat the airport 2012/07/22 It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go .. Fear of bombs on planes 2012/07/22 Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the.. The plane is crashing into the ocean 2012/07/22 Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the inte.. The loss of engines 2012/07/22 Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the capt.. Big ears 2012/07/22 Q*Why do elephants have big ears*A*Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!*.. An engineer and a programmer 2012/07/22 A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Ange.. Free flight 2012/07/22 In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by th.. The world's smartest man? 2012/07/21 A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plan.. Boarding from what gate? 2012/07/21 At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement a.. There are lawyers on the flight 2012/07/21 An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the.. Don't be on this flight 2012/07/21 "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard Br.. What was the problem before? 2012/07/21 Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the .. The Christmas airport 2012/07/21 It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go .. The blind skydiver 2012/07/21 A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomp.. A blind pilot is flying this plane? 2012/05/18 I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a .. Flying without a parachute 2012/05/18 A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes .. Half off these tickets 2012/05/18 USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on .. What just happened here? 2012/05/18 A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to n.. There's a parrot on the plane 2012/05/18 On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He .. The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans 2012/07/21 1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak w.. Real flight announcements 2012/07/21 Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and.. Are blind pilots flying? 2012/07/21 One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for .. Results of damage testing 2012/07/21 It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the .. blind pilots 2012/07/21 One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for .. Total:
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