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Business jokes 5 2012/06/13 The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?&q.. Business jokes 4 2012/06/13 A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst... Business jokes 3 2012/06/13 Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and .. Business jokes 2 2012/06/13 A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail t.. Business jokes 1 2012/06/13 American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat wi.. 100GigaBurg Bug 2012/08/29 Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100GB.. Everything put together sooner or 2012/08/29 Everything put together sooner or later falls apart... Exceptions always outnumber rules. 2012/08/29 Exceptions always outnumber rules... The most interesting results happen 2012/08/29 The most interesting results happen only once... Join in the new game 2012/08/29 Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody st.. Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure 2012/08/29 Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and va.. Not Long Enough 2012/08/29 A beautiful woman asked a computer geek what would be a reasonable password for her new E-.. Vuilleumier's Laws For Building Electronic 2012/08/29 Vuilleumier's Laws For Building Electronic Prototypes: First Law - Any pre-cut equipment .. Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: 2012/08/29 Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are for people to live in. (2) Gardens are fo.. Dr. Caligari's Comeback: A 2012/08/29 Dr. Caligari's Comeback: A bad sector disk error occurs only after you've done several ho.. Don't do today that which 2012/08/29 Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow... Everyone breaks more than the 2012/08/29 Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allotment to cover rotten luck throughou.. No man is lonely while 2012/08/29 No man is lonely while eating spaghetti... The resume bloopers 2012/08/29 These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1.. Fourth Law of Applied Terror: 2012/08/29 Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology.. If you have to ask, 2012/08/29 If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know... Geologists do not dress for 2012/08/28 Geologists do not dress for success unless they are trying to convince others that they ar.. Texas Salesman 2012/08/28 A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was th.. Orben's Packaging Discovery: For 2012/08/28 Orben's Packaging Discovery: For the first time in history, one bag of groceries produces.. Caught Sleeping at Your Desk? 2012/08/28 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."9. "This is just a 15 minute power-.. Simmons's Law: The desire 2012/08/28 Simmons's Law: The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distanc.. Bureaucracy: a method for transforming 2012/08/28 Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste... Changes since the Euro 2012/08/28 Since the Introduction of the Euro, dictionaries and thesaurus are having to change the ph.. Eat the rich. The 2012/08/28 Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy... Indifference is the only sure 2012/08/28 Indifference is the only sure defense... Total:
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