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Computer jokes 5  2012/06/18
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec..

Computer jokes 4  2012/06/18
A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one ..

Computer jokes 3  2012/06/18
Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer..

Computer jokes 2  2012/06/18
A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY..

Computer jokes 1  2012/06/18
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Micr..

ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET WINDOWS 95  2012/10/12
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET WINDOWS 95Costello: Hey, Abbott!Abbott: Yes, Lou?Costello: I..

So Much For Cybersex  2012/10/12
Online computer users may engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the ..

The Top 14 Signs that your online relationship isn't working out  2012/10/12
14. You discover that "Chesty McBust" isn't her real name, and she's dialing in from Langl..

$$$$  2012/10/12
Are you interested in making $$$$ fast? Here's an incredibly simple way to do it and there..

Very Funny  2012/10/12
When the poop went to the store and I ate all my cow-pie Ifound myself I world made of gol..

Bill and The Contractor  2012/10/12
The following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates wasmoving into his new house...Bil..

Windows 2000 Messages  2012/10/12
The following are new Windows messages that are underconsideration for the planned Windows..

The Top Six Reasons Computers are Female  2012/10/12
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the crea..

Powerpoint Nudity  2012/10/12
Has someone heard this one? If so, what exactly have you heard about this high tech surpri..

Classified Ad Bloopers!  2012/10/12
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior..

Word97 Easter Egg!  2012/10/12
1. Open a new document in Word !2. Type " Unable to get a date " (Don't type in the ""'s o..

How to Tell If You Are a Geek  2012/10/12
1. You make acronyms for everything. Such as: IAG (I'm a Geek) and TMHE(That Movie had Err..

Nigger  2012/10/12
whats the diffrence beetween a nigger and a pizza a pizza can feed the family..

This truck driver  2012/10/12
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he appr..

Top Ten Reasons to Give a Domain Name for the Holidays  2012/10/12
The Web site Namezero offers the top-10 reasons to give a domain name for the holidays:10...

Porno  2012/10/12
Type "I love porno" in MS Word, then click on thesaurus...

my brain is like a computer...  2012/10/12
my brain is like a computer,the older I get the less avaliable memory I have...

Chaos  2012/10/12
There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one eve..

Energizer Bunny  2012/10/12
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going and going..." passed away last e..

Light Bulb Joke  2012/10/12
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?None, its a hardware problem..

Blow up doll  2012/10/12
I went to town to buy my own christmas present today,--- "what you buy"---- I baught a pal..

Year 2000  2012/10/12
An acquaintance, having seen a great many inquiries about whether hiscompany's software is..

Zen Error Messages  2012/10/12
Sony has announced its own computer operating system nowavailable on its hot new portable ..

How to kill Bill Gates  2012/10/12
In Mircosoft word, type in kill Bill Gates and look it up in the thesaurus(press Shift+F7)..

Trade Humor Links  2012/10/11
Hello,We are a humor site and would like to trade links with you. If interested, please ch..

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