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We could have been here sooner  2012/05/20
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of he..

Yum Yum  2012/05/20
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll? A:you push them down the Alps...

Thin People Don't  2012/05/20
By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on. ..

The picklejar joke  2012/05/20
Theres this guy who sells knives by acsident he thruw a k nife down a building and it cuts..

New comers  2012/05/20
Two women from england moved to America. They decided that since it was a traditional Amer..

When Ole quit farming...  2012/07/13
When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town ..

potato  2012/07/13
why did the potato run away?because the peelers were after it..

The Atheist and the Shark  2012/07/13
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the w..

God is watching  2012/07/13
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At ..

burger king  2012/07/13
this women is so old she was alive when buger king was a prince..

There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist...  2012/07/13
There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady..

why do french people eat snails?  2012/07/13
Q; why do french people eat snails?A; because they hate fast food!!..

Read aloud for best results  2012/07/13
Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated "bes..

funny  2012/07/13
yo mama so fat mcdonalds nd burqer kniq was havinq a war ova her..

Funny Menu  2012/07/13
The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of Engl..

bannas  2012/05/17
q:what does a banna say when it answeres the phonea:yellow..

tomarto  2012/05/17
So I was walking down the street I saw a tomarto so I asked him why he was so red and he s..

Cheif Joke  2012/05/17
why did the cheif get arrested by the cops? A: because he was beating his meat....

yo mama is so fucking fat  2012/05/17
yo mama so fucking fat that she has pizza delivery on speed dial..

pascall swirll  2012/05/17
have a life you dont need a pascall swirll.sick of pascall swirlls have a pascall swirll.f..

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