Bar jokes
I am sitting at the bar when¡ that¡¯s how most of these bar jokes happen. Loads of funny bar jokes and tales from the pub.
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Bar Jokes 5 2012/06/03 A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says.. Bar Jokes 4 2012/06/03 Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening.. Bar Jokes 3 2012/06/03 A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidew.. Bar Jokes 2 2012/06/03 Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, &qu.. Bar Jokes 1 2012/06/03 It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled ove.. YO MOMMMA 2012/05/20 .. Sea weed 2012/05/20 why was the see wet?cos the seewead.. Confutious says: 2012/05/20 confutious says: Man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger.. Holiday Drink Warning 2012/05/20 The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that Warning signs be placed on booze bottles to .. Been Messin' wit 2012/05/20 The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with.. Your breath 2012/05/20 your breath so stinky people look foward to your farts.. An O'Malley Coincidence 2012/07/13 A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.".. Hundred Dollar Bill 2012/07/13 Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the stree.. Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night... 2012/07/13 Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decid.. Three Brothers 2012/05/17 An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?"The man says, "G.. Little Johnny & the Evils of Liquor 2012/05/17 Little Johnny's chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of li.. funny 2012/05/17 There was a man and a giraff in a bar the man orderd a beer for the giraff and the giraff .. MOM im drunk 2012/05/17 MOM i'm drunk WHAT!!!!!! i said i'm drunkHOW DARE YOU!!!!! SLAPI was drinking bud lite ok .. BABY are you drunk 2012/05/17 i went to the bar with my baby i left him at the bar give two please then baby got drunk{:.. The Golden Toilet 2012/06/11 There was this guy, let's call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, .. The duck in the bar 2012/06/11 A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.The barten.. Just idle conversation... 2012/06/11 A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He turns to bartender a.. Pocket Drinker 2012/06/11 A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the ro.. Crawling Home 2012/06/10 A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to g.. Slammin 'em down! 2012/06/10 A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."The barma.. Betcha $500.00! 2012/06/10 A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle's one eye is black and.. Ostrich & Pussy Cat 2012/06/10 A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said.. 2 people walk into a bar... 2012/06/10 2 people walk into a bar . The third one ducked... Girls Night Out 2012/06/10 So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club."One of the girls w.. Skeleton Joke 2012/06/10 A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop... Total:
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