Bar jokes
I am sitting at the bar when¡ that¡¯s how most of these bar jokes happen. Loads of funny bar jokes and tales from the pub.
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Too many beers 2012/06/10 So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer."Then the beers .. Measuring Monkey 2012/06/10 A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it t.. Deaf Genie 2012/06/10 A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did.. Bathroom reading material 2012/06/10 Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!.. Little Bastard 2012/06/10 Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants pocket, we pulls.. Speak 2012/06/10 A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces tha.. Good Samaritan 2012/06/10 A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over and notices a drunk guy passed ou.. Suzy's Legs 2012/06/10 There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender asked them what he.. The grasshopper joke! 2012/06/10 So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grassho.. A canadian in a Texas bar... 2012/06/10 A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the .. Lager Prayer 2012/06/10 Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hallowed be thy drink.Thy will be drunk,I will be drunk,At .. Dying Wives! 2012/06/10 "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'l.. 7 Shots of Vodka! 2012/06/10 Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka."The bartender says "Ok,.. Tough guy eh? 2012/06/10 A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes b.. The best bar in the world... 2012/06/10 A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good time and all agr.. The Fight! 2012/06/10 Kelly limps into his favorite pub...My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kel.. Panda in a Bar 2012/06/10 A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie.. 'Brrr!' 2012/06/09 This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and o.. The Gay in the Bar 2012/06/09 A gay guy walks into a bar and says "bartender give me a brewskie."The bartender says, "We.. Curly Toes 2012/06/09 Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well a.. Snail Beer 2012/06/09 A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' an.. Give Me the Bill 2012/06/09 Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone i.. BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART 2012/06/09 SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy y.. The bar and chain. 2012/06/09 A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bar tender asks the man what he could ge.. Beer quote 2012/06/09 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.--Benjamin Franklin.. Hippie in a Bar 2012/06/09 This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, an.. Donkey Woman! 2012/06/09 A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to.. Strip Joint 2012/06/09 Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the.. Celebration 2012/06/09 A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I .. I'm Cured! 2012/06/09 A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, dro.. Total:
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