Bar jokes

I am sitting at the bar when¡­ that¡¯s how most of these bar jokes happen. Loads of funny bar jokes and tales from the pub.


The fully fledged alaskan  2012/06/09
There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California,..

In Just 3 Words...  2012/06/09
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous ..

The drunk  2012/06/09
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only..

What time does the bar open?  2012/06/09
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what time the bar open..

The Drunk and the Nun  2012/06/09
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really dr..

Great reason to drink beer!  2012/06/09
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunte..

The Punk and the Old Fart  2012/06/09
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner. The punk had multic..

The Crying Horse  2012/06/09
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "if you can make that horse over there ..

Man's best friend  2012/06/09
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't to..

SOTALLY TOBER  2012/06/09
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alc..

The Test!  2012/06/09
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks ..

Singing Frog  2012/06/08
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I..

The Ballerina  2012/06/08
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her ..

Bad News  2012/06/08
This man walks in a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe, how about fixing me up with 8..

Who needs women  2012/06/08
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours th..

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.  2012/06/08
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "W..

The Telepathic Watch!  2012/06/08
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. ..

The Bar  2012/06/08
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:------------------------------..

A neutron walks into a bar.  2012/06/08
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a b..

Signs that you may be a drunk!  2012/06/08
*** Signs that you "just might" have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with inanim..

Hooter Girls?? or what else??  2012/06/08
we all know that women with big boobs work at hooters!!! right so where does one work with..

I Blew Chunks  2012/06/08
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening..

Trouble at the local bar...  2012/06/08
A guy goes into a bar and says, "Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!" The barma..

funny  2012/06/08
i dont drink smoke or swear. f.ck i left my smokes at the bar..

laffing horse.  2012/06/08
a man walks into a bar sits down and orders a beer.he notices a big glass jar on the bar f..

Magic Beer!  2012/06/08
there were a man and a woman sitting at a bar. the man was slowly sipping his beer with a ..

bar joke  2012/06/08
one guy walked into a bar, and the other guy ducked..

green hair~!  2012/06/08
a guy walks into a bar and goes up to a girl with red hair.guy:why is your hair that colou..

A geenie and a lamp  2012/05/15
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "wh..

A bastard!!!  2012/05/15
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building...

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