Bar jokes

I am sitting at the bar when¡­ that¡¯s how most of these bar jokes happen. Loads of funny bar jokes and tales from the pub.


Desperate husband!  2012/05/15
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double marti..

This pill allows you to fly  2012/05/15
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk t..

I don't owe anything for this drink  2012/05/15
The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A sco..

Alcohol....  2012/05/15
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.... FREE BEER!..

New scientistic theory  2012/05/15
Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of fem..

A night out  2012/05/15
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick o..

The big-game hunter walked into the bar  2012/06/06
The big-game hunter walked into the bar and bragged to everyone about his skills as a hunt..

One woman to another at a singles bar  2012/06/06
One woman to another at a singles bar:"I'm not as optimistic about relationships as I used..

The ballerina  2012/06/06
One day this big, nasty, sweaty woman wearing a raggedy sleeveless sundress walks into a b..

Biker bar!  2012/06/06
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. This man came in, he was already drunk, sat down a..

12 year-old Scotch Whiskey!  2012/06/05
A guy gets into a bar and asks for a 12 year-old Scotch Whiskey. The Barman serves him. Th..

Always Drunk  2012/06/05
Every night after dinner, Harry took off for the local watering hole. He would spend the w..

Powder  2012/06/05
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the stor..

Drink and looks different!  2012/06/05
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the ro..

In the bar  2012/06/05
This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It ..

12 Year Old Bottle of Scotch  2012/06/05
A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch.The bartender, believing that the c..

Taxidermist  2012/06/05
This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orders a Grape Nehi.Surprised, the bartender..

Making a bet at a bar  2012/06/05
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching thetelevision when the news came on. I..

A rather attractive  2012/06/05
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures alluringl..

Small World  2012/06/05
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink."..

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