Bus jokes

Be sure to memorize at least a couple bicycle jokes so you can bust them out on your fellow riders next time you are together. You will be the hit of every gathering.


Bus Jokes 5  2012/06/11
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her lit..

Bus Jokes 4  2012/06/11
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no ..

Bus Jokes 3  2012/06/11
'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady,..

Bus Jokes 2  2012/06/11
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it ..

Bus Jokes 1  2012/06/11
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a g..

Did you say that you fell over fifty  2012/05/20
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying ..

Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want  2012/05/20
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't st..

Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I  2012/05/20
Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're gettin..

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel  2012/05/20
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!..

Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New  2012/05/20
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus ..

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