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George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X  2012/05/21
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!..

Does anyone know what would happen if the earth...  2012/05/21
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ..

Did you hear about the welfare doll?  2012/05/21
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work. ..

A small analogy  2012/05/21
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants. It's done on a very high level..

A responsible applicant  2012/05/21
Employer to applicant: 'In this job we need someone who is responsible. ' Applicant: 'I'm ..

Three Men, Three Wishes  2012/05/17
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention..

you just lost job  2012/05/17
yo so stupid u got fired on yo day off..

Three wishes  2012/05/15
A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a c..

Stupid driver!  2012/05/15
A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and th..

The Economist  2012/05/15
A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of ..

The Layoff  2012/05/15
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay ..

Heaven or Hell?  2012/05/15
In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The love..

I can't work in the dark  2012/05/15
Two factory workers are talking.The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."..

The barber  2012/05/15
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?The..

Super machine!  2012/05/31
An American goes to the train station so he can start his big trip.He notices there a mach..

A job interview  2012/05/15
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fre..

A job interview  2012/05/31
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fre..

Day Off  2012/05/15
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office."Boss," he says, "we're doing some he..

Lemon juice  2012/05/17
Once there was a bartender who claimed he was the strongest man on earth, he could squeeze..

Careful What You Wish For  2012/05/17
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was insid..

Restaurant  2012/05/17
The City Health inspector walks into a new restaurant unannounced and takes a seat where h..

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