Science jokes
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The Cesium song 12 2013/01/18 Seventy Six Neutrons(Tune, Seventy Six Trombones)Seventy six lithe neutrons swayed on Cesi.. The Cesium song 02 2013/01/18 I Wish I had a PoundOh I wish I had a pound of cesium.Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium.I .. Chemistry song 09 2013/01/18 O Little Melting Particle(to the tune of "O Little Town Of Bethlehem")Para Dichloro Benzen.. Chemistry song 04 2013/01/18 Silent LabsSilent labs, difficult labsAll with math, all with graphsObservations of colors.. Chem one-liners 02 2013/01/18 Q: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but he'll c.. Chem one-liners 04 2013/01/18 Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?A: Methylated Spirits!Q: How many atoms i.. Rhymes in chemistry 2013/01/18 CHEMISTRY RHYMESOld Man Stokes Old man Stokes was a gentleman fine Who lived beside the Ra.. A geologist's song 06 2013/01/18 The geology poemOde to Olivine in Thin Section, a poem by Brenna Lorenz In basalt a lurid .. Chem one-liners 01 2013/01/18 Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbo.. The Cesium song 06 2013/01/18 Why Don't We Mix Up the Two(Tune, "Why don't we get drunk..."with apologies to Jimmy Buffe.. Chemistry song 03 2013/01/18 I'm Dreaming of a White PrecipitateI'm dreaming of a white precipitatejust like the ones I.. The Cesium song 07 2013/01/18 Yesterday,I had Cesium with which to play.Now all my fingers have been blown away.And sile.. Chemistry song 12 2013/01/17 I Saw Teacher Kissing Santa ChlorineI saw teacher kissing Santa Chlorineunder the chemistr.. The Cesium song 03 2013/01/17 CesiumCesium, 'tis of thee,Thy 'positivity,Of thee I sing.Thou whose hydroxide, dis-solved.. A geologist's song 01 2013/01/17 The Geologist's Come-All-Ye (a folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Come all ye lads and you will he.. Giving birth in the year 4000 2013/01/17 In the year 4000, scientists invented a machine that transferredthe pain of childbearing f.. The Cesium song 08 2013/01/17 'Lectropositive Mama(tune, Lady Madonna)'Letropositive mama,Cesium on your meat,Wonder how.. Chemistry song 14 2013/01/17 We Three Students Of Chemistry AreWe three students of chemistry aretaking tests that we t.. Implants 2013/01/17 Implants There once was a man who had a phone implanted in his handand he walked into .. The alcohol trouble 2013/01/17 During grammar school science experiements into properties of different alcohols:The resid.. science 2013/01/17 what do you call a science joke?STUPID... Chemistry song 02 2013/01/17 The Chemistry Teacher's Coming to TownYou better not weighYou better not heatYou better no.. Chemistry song 13 2013/01/17 O Come All Ye GasesO Come all yea gasesdiatomic wondersO come yea, o come yeacalls Avogadr.. Sex with Clones 2013/01/17 I've been wondering...if you have sex with your clone, are yougay or are you masturbating?.. The Cesium song 11 2013/01/17 Cesium Glows(Tune, Love's a Rose - Neil Young)Cesium glows, but you better not lick it,It'.. Jokes of science 01 2013/01/17 At the physics exam: 'Describe the universe in 200 words and give three examples.' Q: What.. Don't Play God! 2013/01/17 God is tired of man thinking more highly of himself than heought to, and he's especially u.. Asked in science class 2013/01/17 REAL QUESTIONS ASKED IN SCIENCE CLASSESAre the rivers flowing up the mountain or down the .. Albert Einstien 2013/01/17 If Albert Einstien was soo smart then how come hes dead?.. A man and his wife 2013/01/17 Florence Flask was ... dressing for the opera when she turned to her husband and screamed,.. Total:
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