Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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Doggie No Legs 2012/05/21 Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.. Bad Dog! 2012/05/21 A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on.. Four Worms and a Funeral 2012/05/21 Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into ajar of alcoho.. Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder 2012/05/21 What weighs 2000 pounds and lays at the bottom of the ocean?Moby's Dick!.. Father and Son 2012/05/21 One day a father and son were walking down the street and they see two dogs have sex. The.. Bear & Rabbit 2013/09/22 The bear looks at the rabbit and says,"Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fu.. Mouse ran up her leg 2013/09/21 q. What happened to the mouse when it crawled up the lady's leg?a. Her pussy got it... Handy bear 2013/09/21 A bear walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar."Can i get you anything mate?", says t.. The duck and the boat shop 2013/09/21 a duck walked into a boat shop and said got any shits.. The Chick's Fire 2013/09/21 Q: What does a chicken say when there is a fire in his coop?A: "Where's the egg-sit?".. Dogs 'n Light Bulbs 2013/09/21 How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll repl.. Educated Parrot 2013/09/21 This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied.. The moral of the story is... 2013/09/21 There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six.. Bill The Duck 2013/09/21 A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmac.. Cow Reflexes 2013/09/21 What do you call a cow with a twitch?Beef Jerky!.. Cool stuff 2013/09/21 .. Bull 2013/09/21 What is another name for a masturbating bull?Beef Strokinoff... The Pig 2013/09/21 Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig wit.. The Top 13 Quotes From Animal Romance Novels (Part II) 2013/09/21 13> Cynthia shivered with delight as her lover finally spoke those four words she had wait.. Snoops's Favorite Weather 2013/09/21 What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?Drizzle!.. Cow Murderer 2013/09/21 A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was mur.. Escargot 2013/09/21 There once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling through the forest one day when he h.. The Enchanted Snake 2013/09/21 It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for ca.. Energizer Bunny arrested! 2013/09/21 Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.. Filthy Parrot 2013/09/21 A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot.The assistant shows her a beautiful Afri.. piggy 2013/09/21 WHY DID THE PIGGY POOPED. IT REALLY DIDNT POOPED ITS JUST MUD... Heffahump 2013/09/21 How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?Whack him off!.. The Panda 2013/09/21 A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pu.. Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? 2013/09/21 A: Holes all over Australia... Bear and Squirrel 2013/09/20 Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine. "Hmmm" says the bear .. Total:
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