Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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2 snakes walk into a bar... 2013/09/20 2 snakes walk into a bar, 1 snake says to the other ''why do humans measure us in inches?'.. Bra 2013/09/20 Q what size bra does steak wearA A1.. Red And Green 2013/09/20 Whats Red n Green n goes 100 miles an hour?????A FROG IN A BLENDER.. Octopus Who Plays Musical Instruments 2013/09/20 A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus downon a stool and tells every.. Chicken cross the road 2013/09/20 Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!.. Why did the turkey cross the road 2013/09/20 Why did the the turkey croos the road??cause the the chicken was on vacation... The Top 15 Signs Your Dog Has a Problem With Alcohol 2013/09/20 15. Wakes up looking for a little hair o' the human who bit him. 14. Won't go near that da.. The American Way 2013/09/20 The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms racerealized that if they continued i.. Beaver felll home 2013/09/20 what did the beaver say when his home fell down???? DAM IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. Bar... Grasshopper 2013/09/20 A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drinknamed after yo.. 3 Blind Mice 2013/09/20 Three mice walk into a bar and sit down, one right after theother. They order a round of V.. Bye-Bye Doggie 2013/09/20 One day a community decided that they wanted to find out who's got the most talented dog. .. The Snake 2013/09/20 There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wra.. The cow 2013/09/20 The cow is so stupid, it said moo!!!!!.. Never Went Hunting 2013/09/20 City-boy Todd went to visit his friend Tom in the country. "Youlook pale," Tom said. "You .. Chickens hadn't evolved yet 2013/09/20 Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet... Because it was a double-crosser 2013/09/20 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser... Two peguins at the store. 2013/09/20 Two peguins went to the store, because they were making a cake, so they went to get eggs. .. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?... 2013/09/20 What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?An Egg.. Cats -- Now And Forever 2013/09/20 What are the two things a cat is good for?Altitude and distance!.. New dinosaur found! 2013/09/20 Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!.. Two Prawns and a Magic Cod 2013/09/20 Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the s.. THE FROG 2013/09/20 Q: Whats a frogs favorite drink?A: Croak-a-Cola.. The cat diet! 2013/09/19 CAT MIRACLE DIET: Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. Fo.. Q. Why does a dog lick his ass?... 2013/09/19 Q. Why does a dog lick his ass? A. Because he knows he will be licking your face in abou.. Nice Parrot 2013/09/19 This nice old Jewish lady went decided to buy a parrot so she went to the store and bought.. Cow 2013/09/19 Q:What do you call a cow in a tree?A:Stuck!.. the chicken 2013/09/19 what did the baby chicken say when a hen laid an orange?look at the orange marmalade... The Duck 2013/09/19 A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks .. Signs your cow has mad-cow 2013/09/19 Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease... Your cow insists on wearing a little .. Total:
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