Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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Centipede and Parrot 2013/09/19 Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?A: A walkie-talkie... Ants In Yer Pants 2013/09/19 Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?A: He got pissed off... the english cat and the french cat 2013/09/19 there was an english cat called one two three and there was afrench cat called un don twaa.. Beethoven's Chicken 2013/09/19 Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach..... Translating Hebrew 2013/09/19 A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upona cave. Written acro.. Whooph 2013/09/19 how do you make a cat go whoooph?set it a-lite!.. Whales 2013/09/19 A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a w.. Calling dogs and cats 2013/09/19 What's the best name for a cat?It doesn't matter -- they never come when you call.--------.. What a Dog Thinks vs. What a Cat Thinks 2013/09/19 What a dog thinks:My family loves me. They care for me and feed me. They scratch behind .. Jungle Poker 2013/09/19 Q: Why don't the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more? A: There are just too many Che.. Can My Dog Stay at Your Hotel? 2013/09/19 A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacatio.. My Paw 2013/09/19 A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles up to the bar and annou.. What do you call a lazy baby... 2013/09/19 What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?A pouch potato... The animal joke 2013/09/19 What animal needs to be oiled? a mouse... because it goes... squeeeek!!.. Door to door Evangelism 2013/09/19 Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a woman who was not.. Boating 2013/09/19 Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfiel.. The Dog and a Cat 2013/09/18 One day a little boy was walking down the street and noticed a doggy on a cats back. He sa.. Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit 2013/09/18 This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he f.. How volcanoes are formed 2013/09/18 how are volcanes formed?really determined mear cats.. Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? 2013/09/18 A: To get to the other tide... Declan the Crab 2013/09/18 Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately i.. We serve anyone 2013/09/18 Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone... Birds wear underwear 2013/09/18 Q: Why dont birds wear underwear?A: Because their peckers are on their faces.. Funny 2013/09/18 why cant polar bears eat penguins?because they cant get the wrappers off!.. Three ducks arrive 2013/09/18 Three ducks arrive at the Police station. In deciding why they're here, a police officer g.. Charismatic Autonomous Terminator (CAT) 2013/09/18 The Mark I Charismatic Autonomous Terminator (CAT) system is a family of intelligent, stea.. Q. Why does a dog lick his balls?... 2013/09/18 Q. Why does a dog lick his balls? A. Because he can't make a fist... Mosquito and camel 2013/09/18 What did the mosquito say when he saw a camel's hump?Gee, did I do that.?.. Blonde Painter 2013/09/18 Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer,.. Dog vs. Fox 2013/09/18 Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?A: About five drinks... Total:
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