Mouse jokes

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What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek,  2012/05/21
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !..

Is there a mouse in the house  2012/05/21
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !..

How do you save a drowning mouse  2012/05/21
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !..

How do mice celebrate when they move home  2012/05/21
How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !..

Do you know what a mice said when  2012/05/21
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel. ..

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