Children jokes

Children jokes: Although these jokes are often funny for people of all ages, kids and adults alike, they are typically geared toward children and young adults. By this, we mean that they have a shortness and simpleness about them that allow an individual at virtually any age to get a good laugh.


Children Jokes 5  2012/06/15
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press ..

Children Jokes 4  2012/06/15
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was ha..

Children Jokes 3  2012/06/15
Tyler was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minut..

Children Jokes 2  2012/06/15
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. Th..

Children Jokes 1  2012/06/15
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went..

Where is God?  2012/07/15
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were al..

A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...  2012/07/15
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother...[Five minutes later]"Mom...""What?""I'm thirsty..

collage hey.  2012/07/14
why did the thmomerter go to collage .a: to get a degree..

New family driver  2012/07/14
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the drive..

go 2 sleep  2012/07/14
littel jimmy is send to bed by his dad5 minutes later: daddddd can i have a glass of wate..

Delivering a baby  2012/07/14
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there ..

Have a first child  2012/07/14
A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with thei..

hole in one  2012/07/14
?:Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants.A:Incase he got a hole-in-one..

what first  2012/05/20
you have a match, so what would you light first? the oven, a candle, or a fire.answer: you..

Be quite at church  2012/05/20
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church,..

trafic light  2012/05/20
q.what did the red trafic light say to the little trafic light say to the little trafic l..

your mom is so dum  2012/05/20
your moma is so dum she climed over a glass wall to see the other side..

the story of 1 hand bob  2012/05/20
one day a little boy named bob went bear hunting with his younger brother tim bob is only ..

I can't find it  2012/05/27
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minut..

A six year old comes crying  2012/05/27
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't..

After the baby was baptized  2012/05/27
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back..

Questions of a boy!  2012/05/27
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours o..

Know your apples  2012/05/27
Here is the scene: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Church elementary scho..

Figures of speech  2012/05/27
A fifth grade teacher was questioning her students use of the word "like." She explained t..

Three kids were smoking  2012/05/27
Three kids were smoking behind the shed."My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted ..

Good parents!  2012/05/27
There was a couple wanted to go out for dinner for their anniversary but they didn't make ..

Mommy, why does the girl wear white?  2012/05/27
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white..

Little boy learns arithmetic.  2012/05/27
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are..

Arithmetic Lessons...!  2012/05/27
The teacher said to the children:-In a paddock, there were twelve sheep. Six of them got o..

Get in the car!  2012/05/27
One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and ..

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