Snake jokes

Snake jokes and puns so clean you could eat off them.


Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing  2012/05/21
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !..

Why did the viper, viper nose  2012/05/21
Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !..

Why did the viper want to become a  2012/05/21
Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !..

Why did the viper want to become a  2012/05/21
Why did the viper want to become a python? He got the coiling. ..

Why did the two boa constrictors get married  2012/05/21
Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !s..

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