Movie and TV jokes
Short funny movie and TV jokes. The very funniest short jokes to make you laugh online.
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Why Pigglet Smells 2013/01/21 Why does Pigglet always smell so bad?Because he always plays with Pooh!.. Commercials Tell All 2013/01/21 Here are a few things that you probably never knew, but thecommercials helped us to realiz.. Survivor, Texas Style 2013/01/21 A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this winter.In response, Texas is planni.. Is That Your Final Answer? 2013/01/21 A husband comes home late one night from work and his wife isalready in bed. He asks, "Hon.. Top 10 Explicit lines from Star Wars 2013/01/21 10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"9. "Luke, at that speed .. 10 things to do at a plaza 2013/01/21 1. On the escalator, scream to someone, "HOLD ON!!! DON'TPANIC!!!"2. Go to a girl's clothi.. Star Wars vs. Titanic 2013/01/21 Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic:Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdriv.. Medieval Pickup Lines (part 3) 2013/01/21 "How, you ask, did I get up here to your balcony? Well, I espied you fromYonder garden. In.. Pebbles Flintstone 2013/01/21 One day Pebbles Flintstone was in bed with Fred and Wilma. Theywere both naked. Pebbles se.. Rejected Titles For Star Wars:Episode Two 2013/01/21 - Episode Two...Dignity, Shmignitty- Star Wars Episode Two: The Empire Phones It In- Jedi .. Evil Overlord Handbook Part Seven 2013/01/20 61. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I willslay him while h.. Sexually Sugestive Lines: The Empire Striks Back 2013/01/20 10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."9. "Size matters not. Judge me by .. Five Rules For Making A Sci-Fi Movie 2013/01/20 1. Never ever give the evil overlord villain a common name i.e. Frank orBob.2. The hero mu.. Austin Powers Tiff 2013/01/20 From USA Today, June 23 1999Tamatha Brannon of suburban Atlanta said Tuesday that she hasf.. Surprise, Spock! 2013/01/20 Q: What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?A: The Captain's log... Voyager in a Crisis 2013/01/20 What does the Voyager crew say when the navigational sensors go off-line?We always have Pa.. Hillbilly Sound 2013/01/20 There was a magician and his aprentice on top of a mountain. The magiciansaid to his appre.. Ronald McDonald on a Nude Beach 2013/01/20 Q. How do you know where to look for Ronald McDonald on a nudestbeach?A. He's the only one.. Bart Simpson's Lessons 2013/01/20 A collection of lessons from Bart Simpson over the years:1990I will not do that thing with.. Top 5 reasons why to buy a gamecube! 2013/01/20 1.It has a cool handle on the back.2.You can carry it to a friends house.3.It has a cool m.. Medieval Pickup Lines (part 2) 2013/01/20 "You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail?""I like the cut of your jib.""If I were that.. Top 24 Things To Do At A Movie Theater 2013/01/20 1. Hum the theme song of the movie out loud.2. Make finger puppets in front of the project.. TV Surfing 2013/01/20 One day Jared was surfing the TV channels. He came to the firstchannel and it was drag rac.. Evil Overlord Handbook Part Six 2013/01/20 51. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride atthe forefront of my.. wank club 2013/01/20 I'm British and so I use the word wank a lot. If you didn't knowwank means masturbate.I fo.. Vulgar language 2013/01/20 What were the first curse words heard on T.V.?"Ward, you were a little rough on the Beaver.. Better Star Wars Dialogue 2013/01/20 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word"Pants" for key words:.. The boy who couldn't talk 2013/01/20 There once was a boy who had a voice, but never chose to speak.That is because his parents.. 15 Reasons Why Janeway is Better Than Picard 2013/01/20 1. Drinks coffee, not that sissy earl gray tea.2. Beams down to the planet like real capta.. Popeye 2013/01/20 What does Popeye do when his favorite tool gets rusty?He sticks it in Olive Oil... Total:
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