Movie and TV jokes
Short funny movie and TV jokes. The very funniest short jokes to make you laugh online.
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Austin Powers Pick up lines 2013/01/20 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.2. (Lick finger and wipe on her.. The Wisdom of Will Rogers 2013/01/20 Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comesfrom bad judgment.Lettin' the .. Subtitles from Hong Kong 2013/01/20 The following are actual English subtitles used in films fromHong Kong:* I am darn unsatis.. Harry 2013/01/20 i don't care, the movie "Harry Potter" SUCKED!!!!!!!! i thinkyou need to be a potthead to .. Yo Mama at the Movies 2013/01/19 Yo' mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies, they open up aseperate snack bar just for.. Rules for Soap Operas (With Comments) 2013/01/19 1. You always have to save someone's life, always. (If they aregoing to die because they t.. Lone Ranger's Garbage 2013/01/19 Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage???To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump,.. Sexually Sugestive Lines: Return of the Jedi 2013/01/19 13. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something Idid? He never expres.. Things I Have Learned From Watching Soap Opera 2013/01/19 1. Everybody has a child that they gave up for adoption, ordon't know they have, appears o.. Hit Television Shows in Iraq 2013/01/19 "Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions".. Questions, Questions 2013/01/19 Why is it that to stop Windows 95 or 98, you have to click on"Start"?Why is it considered .. Star Trek vs. Toilet Paper 2013/01/19 What does Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in Common?They both go aroung Uranus .. Medieval Pickup Lines (part 1) 2013/01/19 Medieval Pick-Up Lines"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight co.. Little Red Pain 2013/01/19 Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when shesees the Big Bad Wolf behind.. Forest Gump goes to Heaven 2013/01/19 The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. Heis met at the Pearly Gates.. Ewes Be Quiet 2013/01/19 Did you hear they are making a sequel to "Silence of the Lambs," and theyare filming in Ca.. Norm Peterson's Famous Quotes 2013/01/19 "Can I draw you a beer Norm?" "No, I know what they look like.Just pour me one.""How's a b.. Smurfs Make Love 2013/01/19 Do you know how 'Smurfs' make love?They smuck!.. Some Star Wars: A New Hope Questions Answered 2013/01/19 Many people seem to not enjoy these movies because they think "that couldnever happen" and.. I Want to Live Forever 2013/01/19 A guy found an old lamp, rubbed it, and out came a genie. Thegenie said to make 3 wishes. .. Islamic Buckwheat 2013/01/19 Buckwheat joined the Nation of Islam...His new name is Kareem of Wheat... Kermit and Ms. Piggy 2013/01/19 Q: Why did Kermit the Frog break up with Ms. Piggy?A: He found out it was morally wrong to.. Tiggers Paws 2013/01/19 Why are Tiggers paws always so brown?Because he's always playing with Pooh!.. Top 13 New Star Wars Movies 2013/01/19 13. Star Wars I: "Star Trek, the Next Generation" kisses our Jedi ass.12. Just Hand Over t.. Top Ten Reasons Star Wars Is Better Than Star Trek 2013/01/19 10. "Look sir, droids!"9. No time travlers picking up their own heads.8. No alternate univ.. Blone: Job Interview: Indiana Jones 2013/01/19 There were three girls waiting to have a job interview. One wasa brounette, one was a red .. Seven Dwarfs 2013/01/19 The seven dwarfs were in a hot tub and started feeling sleepy. So he got the hell out!.. hot 2013/01/18 is it hot in here or am i sweatin!.. Things to Do at a Boring Movie 2013/01/18 1. Wear a top hat.2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"3. Go, "Oooooh..." .. Dr. Evil 2013/01/18 Why did Dr. Evil cross the road?To get Austin Power's Mo-Jo... Total:
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