Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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A Cat's Guide To Human Beings 2013/09/18 Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans? So you've decided to get yourself a human being. In d.. Elephant and Man 2013/09/18 What did the elephant say to the naked man?''It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?''.. For Bird Lovers! 2013/09/18 I woke early one morning,The earth lay cool and stillWhen suddenly a tiny birdPerch on my .. A small village was troubled by a man-eating... 2013/09/18 A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the gr.. The Two Cow 2013/09/18 Since the world situation is making us all think about how governments, religions and busi.. How to give your Cat a Pill. 2013/09/18 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position .. What a Hamster 2013/09/18 A mangy looking guy who goes into a restaurant and orders food. The waiter says, "No way. .. Cat Heaven 2013/09/18 One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You'.. Packing Elephants 2013/09/18 How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back..... Damn Horse 2013/09/18 A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. Th.. And They're Off! 2013/09/17 The Horses are at the gate:1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscie.. Two whales, a male and female, are swimming... 2013/09/17 Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when themale whale look.. A turtle called Speedy 2013/09/17 A man walks into a bar with his turtle which is has two black eyes, 3 broken legs, a plate.. Warning: Ignore the parrot! 2013/09/17 On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He .. Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road? 2013/09/17 A: To take over the other side... Frenchman and Farm Animals 2013/09/17 What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under theother?A bisexu.. Cat is HUNGARY! 2013/09/17 A cat eats A frog!!!!!!!!!!!!.. Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? 2013/09/17 Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails,.. Crossbred Dogs 2013/09/17 Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seemto matter.Poi.. Bin Laid 2013/09/17 How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?He marks the camels that kick... Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest? 2013/09/17 A: Look at the orange mama laid... He is a very smart dog 2013/09/17 Went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and withhim was his d.. Sheep 2013/09/17 What is the matter with sheep?Bleats me... What did the bird say when his cage fell apart? 2013/09/17 What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap.. The Pet Bird 2013/09/17 A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she.. Hanging 2013/09/17 A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A.. A guide to walking tigers 2013/09/17 Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like afreight trai.. New dog breed 2013/09/17 Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.F.. How To Bathe A Cat 2013/09/17 I.Know that although the cat has the advantage of quickness and lack of concernfor human l.. Dogfigt 2013/09/17 A man in a bar with his Labrador at his feet was intrigued to see another dog owner enter .. Total:
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