Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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Horses 2013/09/17 A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says... "Why the longface?".. The Hunter and the Bear 2013/09/17 Once there was this hunter, out in the forest, hunting bears. As the hunter approached a c.. Crying 2013/09/17 One day a neighbor of the blonde's go over to her house and sees the blonde crying and ask.. Why did the chicken cross the road 2013/09/16 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible... Big Noses 2013/09/16 Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?A: Because they have big fingers.. What did the elephant say to the naked man? 2013/09/16 What did the elephant say to the naked man?"How do you breathe through that thing?".. This is one smart dog 2013/09/16 A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in it.. Skeleton crossing the road 2013/09/16 Why did the skeleton cross the road?To get to the body shop.. Unique Rabbit 2013/09/16 Q: How do you catch a unigue RabbitA: Unique up on it.Q: How do you catch a tame rabbitA: .. Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue! 2013/09/16 What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A Doberman pinscher... Going to See Santa 2013/09/16 A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up onSanta's lap. Sa.. Down and dirty! 2013/09/16 A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all cover.. Bird Brain 2013/09/16 A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a p.. Dog's New Years Resolution 2013/09/16 I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. The garbage collector is not s.. 3 Monkeys 2013/09/16 Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?It was dead.Why did the second monkey fall o.. Cats Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs 2013/09/16 Cats Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs10. Up on the Mousetrap 9. Have Yourself a Furry L.. The Gospel Truth About Dogs and Cats 2013/09/16 And Adam said, ''Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not.. Ventriloquist and the Indian 2013/09/16 A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures.. Egg-Laying 2013/09/16 Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break.. What a Great Dog 2013/09/16 A man in a bar with his Labrador at his feet was intrigued to see another dog owner enter .. Rabbit joke 2013/09/16 What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick- fucks funny.. The Top 16 Movies Starring Dogs (Part II) 2013/09/16 16> Eddie and the Schnauzers15> The Lord of the Ringworm: The Return of King14> Fetch (sta.. A frog calls a psychic 2013/09/16 Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launchedhotlines for frogs... Rules for Cats 2013/09/16 Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, g.. Cow Joke 2013/09/16 Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting Cow Interupt.... MOO!!.. Fish. 2013/09/16 Why did the fish say when it swam in to the wall?wat a dam place to put a wall.. Maintaining the Parrot 2013/09/16 There's a guy who owns a parrot which never talks. So he goes to the pet shop to get some .. Falling bears 2013/09/15 Q. Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?A. Because it was dead.Q. Why did the 2nd ko.. Some thing strange 2013/09/15 whats green and at a flick of a switch goes red???a frog in a blender.. Bunny Love 2013/09/15 Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?Because they have cotton balls... Total:
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