Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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Roster 2013/09/15 old mcdonlald has a roster the roster travels to canada and lays an egg so wich side does.. IM GOING 2013/09/15 One day a guy walked into a pet shop and a guy walked up andsaid" Would you like a animal .. The Slug 2013/09/15 Whats adefenition of a slugA.a snail with a housing problem.. Spoiled milk 2013/09/15 What do you get from a pampered cow?Spoiled milk... Virgin Wool? 2013/09/15 Q: Where does virgin wool come from? A: Ugly sheep... The Top 20 Fish Dirty Movie Titles 2013/09/15 20> Deep Trout19> Free Your Willy18> A Few Good Minnow17> Debbie Does Dolphins16> Blow Hol.. Musical Octopus 2013/09/15 A guy walks into a bar carrying a very talented octopus. He says as much to the patrons of.. Thirsty whale 2013/09/15 What did the thirsty whale do?Bit the tail of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen.. chet the bird 2013/09/15 One day a man went to a pet store to buy his wife a christmaspresent. "Can i help you?" sa.. Crossing a Mule and Onions 2013/09/15 Q: What do you get when you cross a mule with a sack of onions?A: A piece of ass that brin.. The teacher 2013/09/15 A teacher had a class,and she tlod her students if they answer a qustion then they would g.. An Elephant Never Forgets 2013/09/15 A man recently bought a bull elephant for 50 grand. He decided to make big bucks out of th.. Beware of Dog 2013/09/15 Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE.. The Walrus 2013/09/15 Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal... It happens 2013/09/15 What do a walrus and a tupperware container have in common?They both like tight seals.... Rabbit and Bear 2013/09/15 A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, .. Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House 2013/09/15 1. IntroductionThe following is a manual of guidelines for the busy cat(s) who will have a.. Polar bears and penguins 2013/09/15 why dont polar bears eat penguins? .. Q. What do you call a bull that is playing... 2013/09/15 Q. What do you call a bull that is playing with himself? A. Beef strokenoff... Breeding 2013/09/15 What do you get when you breed a cow and a sheep? A sheep cow!!!.. The snake and the new glasses 2013/09/15 A old snake goes to see his Doctor."Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well the.. Mad Cow Disease 2013/09/14 There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow sai.. Animal Husbandry 2013/09/14 A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the .. Alligator Shoes 2013/09/14 A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine al.. The Top 15 Signs You've Caught the Chicken Flu 2013/09/14 15. Fever - check; chills - check; uncontrollable urge to defecate on the windshield of yo.. With a monkey wrench! 2013/09/14 Q: How do you fix a broken chimp?A: With a monkey wrench!.. Talking Parrot 2013/09/14 A guy goes and buys a parrot. The parrot can speak really well.The guy takes the parrot in.. Bigfoot and Blonde 2013/09/14 What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.. Memory 2013/09/14 An elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephan.. Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game 2013/09/14 It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the A.. Total:
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