Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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Silly cow jokes 2013/09/14 what do you call a cow with no legs?a ground beefwhat do you get when you cross a cow with.. Scratch Paper 2013/09/14 Q: Where do cats write down notes?A: Scratch Paper!.. One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons 2013/09/14 Why did the chicken cross the road?MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the .. Need a BMW 2013/09/14 A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horsefall's into a mud hole and is sin.. Good Doctor 2013/09/14 A doctor had just finished a marathon shagging session with one of his patients. He was re.. Those Crazy Vermont Folk 2013/09/14 Why do people in vermont were kilts?Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away... Boxer Dog 2013/09/14 Q:What dog goes into a corner everytime a bell rings?A:A Boxer Dog.. How To Make A Turkey 2013/09/14 HOW TO MAKE A TURKEYStep 1: Go buy a turkeyStep 2: Take a drink of whiskeyStep 3: Put turk.. Q: Why do hummingbirds hum? 2013/09/14 A: Because they don't know the words... The dog with no legs 2013/09/14 what do you call a dog with no legs?no need in calling him he cant come... One day an elephant steps 2013/09/14 One day an elephant steps on a mouse. The elephant says that he will do anything to make u.. Unruly Parrot 2013/09/14 Once there was a man who had a parrot who said nothing but,"Polly wanna cracker." The man .. Jesus is watching You 2013/09/14 A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. "Jesus is watching you," a voice s.. Wrong Straw 2013/09/14 At a circus in a nearby town a man stood thoughtfully looking atthe camels. Then he picked.. This dog is acting badly 2013/09/14 While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom allover the bli.. Thank you 2013/09/13 In a grammar lesson in eighth grade Mrs. O'Neill said, 'Paul, give me asentence with a dir.. Donkey and Onion 2013/09/13 What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?A piece of ass that brings tears to .. Shipwreck 2013/09/13 A guy, a pig, and a dog are the survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they find themselve.. Bull Talk 2013/09/13 Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull o.. Pink Horse & a Purple Elephant 2013/09/13 What do you do if there is a pink horse and a purple elephant chasing you? Get off the car.. My First 2013/09/13 It was in the dark sky,Just her and I.I knew what she wanted;I tried my best.So then I pla.. How To Kill A Blonde 2 Ways 2013/09/13 Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. A.. Instructions for Giving Your Cat a Pill 2013/09/13 1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding ababy. Position r.. Q. What's the difference between roast... 2013/09/13 Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A. Anyone can roast beef... The Top 12 New Year's Resolutions Made by Pets 2013/09/13 1.Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt. 2.Try to understand that the cat is fr.. Q: What has four legs and an arm? 2013/09/13 A: A happy pit bull... There was just a dog fight 2013/09/13 A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweileroutside?""Ye.. A cat's dictionary 2013/09/13 Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purra.. Did you hear... 2013/09/13 Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens... Dead Doberman 2013/09/13 A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx andclearing his throat a.. Total:
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