Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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For Cat Lovers. 2013/09/13 An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy. A.. Bucks for Ducks 2013/09/13 A very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die soon, so he calls in his three .. Snail's Pace 2013/09/13 A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn't see anyone.He glances down, sees a s.. Mouse reunion 2013/09/13 Two mice met behind a toaster in a Columbia, Maryland household."It's been a long time." t.. Mice cream 2013/09/13 Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?A: Mice cream... Little birdie... 2013/09/13 little birdie in the gutter,not a flitter,not a flutter,little birdie why dont you fly,he .. a parrot on a plane 2013/09/13 On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He .. Do one brave thing today 2013/09/13 Editor's note: And, yes, I know that Penguins are only in the Southern hemisphere and pola.. World's Smartest Gorilla 2013/09/13 Mr. Goldberg went to the zoo one day. While he was standing infront of the gorilla's enclo.. Monkey 2013/09/12 Q. Why did the Monkey fall out of the tree? A. He.. Elephant with Diarrhea 2013/09/12 What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Lots of room... LIZARDS 2013/09/12 A LIZARD CAN JUMP UP AND YOUWOULD NOT OF NOTICED UNTIL YOU CAME BACK FROM THE SKY... Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds? 2013/09/12 A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable... Bloodied Vampire 2013/09/12 A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on.. What do you call Jessica Winston?... 2013/09/12 What do you call Jessica Winston? Bessy the fat cow... Clinton 'n' Buddy 2013/09/12 Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?A: One tries to hump the l.. Sabi 2013/09/12 how do u get sabrina to laugh on sunday?Tell her a joke on wednesday.. Elephant Fart 2013/09/12 Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a Bar Room.. Cat Diary 2013/09/12 DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine .. Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman... 2013/09/12 Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite... Dead Rabbit 2013/09/12 This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in hi.. The Road Runner 2013/09/12 The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female road.. Polar bear and the pub 2013/09/12 One day a polar bear walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him,"What would you like today .. Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here? 2013/09/12 A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone... Camel and Giraffe 2013/09/12 What did the camel say to the giraffe.. You Might Be A Redneck...Deer 2013/09/12 You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately!.. Q. What do elephants use for tampons?... 2013/09/12 Q. What do elephants use for tampons? A. Sheep... The skunk 2013/09/12 Whats black and white but red allover?A skunk going 90 miles an hour in a blender... The Top 14 Signs Your Pet Has Been Doing Drugs 2013/09/12 14> Your parakeet's been whistling Pink Floyd and staring at the ceiling lately. 13> Mitte.. Gum Crossing 2013/09/12 Why did the chewing gum cross the road?Because he was stuck to the chicken's bottom... Total:
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