Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2013/09/12 A: To show the armadillo that it was possible... AT THE ZOO 2013/09/12 YOU KNOW THE RIDDLE "ROW.. Camouflage training 2013/09/11 During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised asa tree trunk had made a sud.. How To Catch A Polar Bear 2013/09/11 How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and .. The Bet 2013/09/11 This guy walked into a bar. After sitting at the bar he saw a$1,000 dollar bill in a frame.. Any Gators? 2013/09/11 While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsizedhis boat. He could swim, but.. Purchasing a new bird 2013/09/11 After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, becamecompletely i.. Q: Why do swimming teachers... 2013/09/11 Q: Why do swimming teachers like elephants?? A:Because they never forget .. Ernie the Hamster 2013/09/11 If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-.. A bear walked into a bar and said... 2013/09/11 A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beerand a packet .. Definition 2013/09/11 What is the definition of a "crying shame"?There was an empty seat... Circus Elephant 2013/09/11 There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn't afford to feed.. Jim 2013/09/11 Why did Jim fall of the bike?Because Jim was a fish... Two roaches having a discussion 2013/09/11 Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussionabout a new .. Baby Turtle 2013/09/11 A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to .. Dog Lick 2013/09/11 Q: Why can a dog lick his balls and a man can't ? A: The dog might bite you... The Top 12 Least Popular Gifts in the Animal Kingdom 2013/09/11 12. Rabbit: "Fatal Attraction" video 11. Opossum or armadillo: "Roadkill Cafe" T-shirt 10... Shag your sheep 2013/09/11 A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish .. Trying To Fly 2013/09/11 Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reache.. Ducks and Elephants 2013/09/11 Why do ducks have webbed feet?To put out fires.Why do elephants have flat feet?To put out .. Woof! 2013/09/11 Which type of dog works in a restruant?An Irish Table Setter.. 3 little piggies 2013/09/11 There were 3 little piggies.The first pig walked into a bar got a drink went to the bathro.. Mary's little lamb 2013/09/11 Mary had a little lamb,She tide it to a pylon,500 volts went up it's ass,and now it's wool.. What do you want outta Life? 2013/09/11 One day a teacher asked her class, "What do you want outta life?"So a girl in the back rai.. Q. How does a cat commit suicide?... 2013/09/11 Q. How does a cat commit suicide? A. He shoots himself in the head nine times... To get to the car accident on the other side 2013/09/10 Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?A: To get to the car accident on the other si.. Bird Brained 2013/09/10 Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section andSean says to .. What is the difference between a cat and a comma 2013/09/10 Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?A: One has the paws before the claws a.. Susie walkin the dog! 2013/09/10 A little girl asks her Mom, "May I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "N.. Dogs vs. Cats 2013/09/10 A dog thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,provide me with a nice warm,.. Total:
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