Animal jokes

Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!


The bear and the rabbit  2013/09/10
a male bear an a male rabbit r walkin through the junglewen they come across a frog the fr..

The Chicken and The Egg  2013/09/10
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking a cigarette with a s..

The Top 14 Things Overheard at an Animal Hotel (Part I)  2013/09/10
14> Lost and Found? You don't happen to have any unclaimed testicles lying around, do you..

Frog on the head  2013/09/10
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.He sits down and the doc..

Obnoxious Parrot on an Airplane  2013/09/10
A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrotstrapped into the se..

Talking dog  2013/09/10
a man was walking down the sidewalk when he passes a house with a sign that read "talking ..

A Bunch of Bull  2013/09/10
A rancher bought a humongous new bull and unloaded it on the range. In the herd, there wer..

Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats  2013/09/10
If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get ..

Dogs  2013/09/10
Petshop owner: If you buy a dog, you will get 1000 free things.Customer: What?!Petshop own..

The little puppy  2013/09/10
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He..

Out of Control Parrot  2013/09/10
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The Parrot, a male, ..

Blonde Bird Watcher  2013/09/10
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, "Look,a dead bird...

Karate  2013/09/10
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?A: Porkchop!..

What a dog thinks and what a cat thinks  2013/09/10
WHAT A DOG THINKSWow, these people feed me, bathe me, pet me, shelter me - they must be go..

Horse Sense  2013/09/10
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country ro..

Best Goldfish Joke Ever!  2013/09/10
Two goldfish were in their tank.One turns to the other and says,"You man the guns, I'll dr..

Look at the orange mama laid  2013/09/10
Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?A: Look at the orange mama lai..

The Snail Returns  2013/09/10
One day a guy heard a knock on his door, so he answered it andno one was there. But he loo..

Little Johnny and His Gold Fish  2013/09/09
One day Little Johnny is in his back yard digging a hole. Hisneighbor, seeing him there, d..

The Rooster  2013/09/09
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his ca..

The Chicken Joke  2013/09/09
A guy was sitting around his house watching TV when he realized he was pretty freakin horn..

If you can....  2013/09/09
Some Thoughts...If you can start the day without caffeine,If you can get going without pep..

birds  2013/09/09
there were 2 birds sitting on a perch one said i smell fish if ulike it email me at sarahg..

The Top 17 Headlines in Animal Newspapers (Part II)  2013/09/09
17> American Kennel Club Approves "Freedom Poodle" Name Change16> Father of 12 Charged Wit..

How to deal with a Doberman  2013/09/09
A highly timid little man, Casper Milquetoast, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and ..

What do you call a gay dinosaur?  2013/09/09
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass...

A champion jockey is about  2013/09/09
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on anew horse. The horse's trainer m..

Tights  2013/09/09
How many animals can you shove into a pair of tights?Two calfs, an ass, a beaver, countles..

Three Blind Mice  2013/09/09
Q: What's every cat's favorite song?A: Three Blind Mice!..

The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers  2013/09/09
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?A: He plays with Pooh..

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