Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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King of the Jungle... 2013/09/09 A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small.. Major Misunderstanding 2013/09/09 A guy walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money on thecounter. Natrally the guy asks t.. Cat/Human Quiz 2013/09/09 Humans:Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying: a).. Rocket Science 2013/09/09 Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch deadchickens at the w.. The Grass and the Goat 2013/09/09 Q:Do you know what happened to the grass after it met the goat?A: it went bald.. A sergeant-major in the Paras 2013/09/09 A sergeant-major in the Paras was giving a lecture to some raw recruits.''If you want to b.. A good chess player 2013/09/09 A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He wa.. Q. What's a pet on the floor called?... 2013/09/09 Q. What's a pet on the floor called?A. A carpet!.. Hahahahah 2013/09/09 What sounds does a dog make??WOOF! WOOF!.. Why Men Live Longer than Animals 2013/09/09 God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule. You will work constantly from dusk to d.. Because it's out of the high rent district. 2013/09/09 Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because it's out of the high rent district... Bear Hunting 2013/09/09 Every year, Bob goes hunting during bear season. One year, Bob goes hunting, and shoots .. Penguins in the shower. 2013/09/08 Two penguins were in the shower and one dropes the soap and he asks the other one,"Hey can.. The Elephant 2013/09/08 What do elephants wear when they goes swimming?Their trunks, of course!.. What's dangerous and swings from trees? 2013/09/08 What's dangerous and swings from trees?A monkey with a chainsaw... A Hippo What? 2013/09/08 3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the.. Swimming with gators 2013/09/08 While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, bu.. Crossing 2013/09/08 Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's.. Chicken ain't chicken 2013/09/08 Why did the chicken cross the road?'Cause he freakin' felt like it!.. I think that I'm a chicken 2013/09/08 Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long ha.. Horny Parrot 2013/09/08 A guy has a horny parrot. It's terrible. Every time he reaches into the cage, the bird hum.. Q: What kind of dog tells time? 2013/09/08 A: A watch dog... rdtrdftr... 2013/09/08 rdtrdftr.. Clown fish 2013/09/08 Q: How does a clown fish get it`s stripes?A: It spends time in jail... Barking dog 2013/09/08 how do u stop a dog barking in the back of the car?you put it in the fronthow do you stop .. The smart monkey. 2013/09/08 Thomas goes to the zoo to feed the monkeys. He throws amonkey a peanut, the monkey picks .. Chainsaw 2013/09/08 This (Blonde) fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down sometrees in his backyard. He goe.. Christmas Carol Parrot 2013/09/08 A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So one day, he went into a pet sto.. A man walked into his back yard one morning... 2013/09/08 A man walked into his back yard one morning and found a gorilla in a tree.He called a gori.. A Rottweiler in a playground. 2013/09/08 Q: What has got four legs and an arm?A: A Rottweiler in a playground... Total:
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