Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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The Ocotpus! 2013/09/08 A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits down at the bar and says to the b.. Dog Named Mypenis 2013/09/08 Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, nam.. Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster... 2013/09/08 Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A. A cock that sticks to.. Just browsing 2013/09/08 A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, hestarts swinging.. Steven Wright on dogs 2013/09/08 The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are af.. Skunk 2013/09/07 How many skunks does it take to stink up a room? A phew... The Singing Frog 2013/09/07 A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No way. I don.. Dangerous Squirrels 2013/09/07 A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first timeever hunting, so.. Fish On The Wall 2013/09/07 What did the fish say when he hit a wall?Dam!.. Run With Us 2013/09/07 One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest. He sees a giraffe rolling a joi.. "Flight 1234," the control tower advised,... 2013/09/07 "Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.""Rog.. Chicken and the road thru history. 2013/09/07 Famous interpretations of "Why did the Chicken cross the road?"Bill Clinton:I did not cros.. Cow Bells 2013/09/07 Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work... Ants 2013/09/07 how many ants are in an ant hill? how can you ANTSER that? ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!.. The Zoo 2013/09/07 Harry starts his new job at the zoo and he is given three tasks, the first is to clear the.. Gabage men& horses 2013/09/07 Q:Where do the garbage men take their horse?A:(sing)to the dump to the dump to the dump du.. When Is It Unlucky To See A Black Cat?... 2013/09/07 When Is It Unlucky To See A Black Cat?When Your A Mouse!.. Chicken & the Egg 2013/09/07 A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg is frowning and looking annoyed, while the .. Q. What do you get when you cross a female... 2013/09/07 Q. What do you get when you cross a female deer and a pickle? A. A dildoe... He didn't flush. 2013/09/07 How do you tell if you have passed an elephant?He didn't flush... Stupid master 2013/09/07 A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a cleari.. A game of animal football 2013/09/07 The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game th.. Dog w/o Wheels 2013/09/07 Where do you find a dog with no legs?Where you left it... Here, Piggy, Piggy 2013/09/07 An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmerwould head out.. Cross 2013/09/07 What do you get when you cross a shitzue and a bulldog??A bullshit!.. Signs your cow has mad-cow disease. 2013/09/07 Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...Your cow insists on wearing a little A.. Killed the Rooster 2013/09/07 A guy who ran over a rooster on a country road late one night. He felt bad, so he went up.. Jesus is watchin you. 2012/06/05 This guy breaks into a house, and starts stealin some jewerly out of a jewerly box. Out of.. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri? 2012/06/05 Whats the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?Porcupines have pricks on the outs.. Helen Keller's Dog 2012/06/05 Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?Wouldn't you if your name was 'Aarghunghnah?.. Total:
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