Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school? 2012/06/05 What did the father buffalo say to the son buffalo when he left for school?Bison!.. Why can't you hear bunnies having sex? 2012/06/05 Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?Because they have cotton balls... Yo mama 2012/06/05 Yo mama's so dumb she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats... Bears 2012/06/05 One day mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce. The judge decided that baby bear w.. What drug was the duck on? 2012/06/05 Q: What drug was the duck on?A: Qwack !.. Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? 2012/06/05 Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?A: A pouch potato... Why do people in vermont were kilts? 2012/06/05 Why do people in vermont were kilts?Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away... A snail owned a car 2012/06/04 A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him.. What is green and jumps from bed to bed? 2012/06/04 Q: What is green and jumps from bed to bed?A: A prostitoad... What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? 2012/06/04 What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?A milk sheik!.. A guy found a sheep... 2012/06/04 A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.The policeman said, "Take that sheep to .. Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? 2012/06/04 Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?He stayed up all night wondering if th.. A kangaroo walks into a bar. 2012/06/04 A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds... What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? 2012/06/04 Q: What do you call a monkey lost in a desert?A: Scewed.. Why did the sheep cross the road? 2012/06/04 Why did the sheep cross the road?To get to the Baa Baa Shop for a haircut... Two brunettes and a blonde... 2012/06/04 Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a her.. Why did the cow cross the road? 2012/06/04 Why did the cow cross the road?To get to the udder side... Confucius Say 2012/06/04 Confucius Say: Lady who give kiss like spider, lead to the undoing of the fly... Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room 2012/06/04 Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One ofthe dogs was hang.. What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat? 2012/06/04 What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat?The Dolly Ll.. How do you talk to a fish? 2012/06/04 How do you talk to a fish?You drop him a line... What do you call a cow with no legs? 2012/06/04 What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef... Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?" 2012/06/04 Why do baby chicks say "cheap, cheap, cheap?"Because they can't say "expensive, expensive,.. How do you compliment a donkey? 2012/06/04 How do you compliment a donkey ?"Hey, nice ass !".. You might be a redneck if you think fast food... 2012/06/04 You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour... Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road? 2012/06/04 Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road?To get to the second-hand shop!.. What do polar bears have that no other animal has? 2012/06/04 What do polar bears have that no other animal has?Polar bear babies... Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? 2012/06/04 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?Because he had no body to go with... Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? 2012/06/04 Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?Because there were too many cheet.. Why did the horse cross the road? 2012/06/04 Why did the horse cross the road?To reach his Nay-borhood... Total:
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