Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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Once upon a time, there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road 2012/06/04 Once upon a time, there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, .. Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? 2012/06/03 Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?A: To buy some quack.. Why did the rooster cross the road? 2012/06/03 Why did the rooster cross the road?To prove he wasn't a chicken... Osama and Saddam 2012/06/03 Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across a fence where a goat h.. Two lions are walking along the beach. 2012/06/03 Two lions are walking along the beach. One turns to the other and says "It's awfully quiet.. A black cow was standing in the middle of the road... 2012/06/03 A black cow was standing in the middle of the road. A man was hauling ass around a corner .. How do you turn a fox into a bulldog? 2012/06/03 How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?Marry her... Why did the fish cross the river? 2012/06/03 Why did the fish cross the river?To get to its school.. Why did the dog cross the road? 2012/06/03 Why did the dog cross the road?To get to the barking lot... Why did the fish cross the sea? 2012/06/03 Why did the fish cross the sea?To get to the other tide!.. Three rabbits escape from a testing lab... 2012/06/03 Three rabbits escape from a testing lab. On their first night out they find an entire fiel.. What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? 2012/06/03 What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?DAM!.. Why did God stop making pegasuses? 2012/06/03 Why did God stop making pegasuses?Because it took too long to clean their crap off his win.. Two nuns from France were coming to New York... 2012/06/03 Two nuns from France were coming to New York.While awaiting their landing, one nun looks a.. What Does Legolas feed his horse? 2012/06/03 Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse ?A: Elf-elf-a ... Why did the pig have ink all over his face? 2012/06/03 Q: Why did the pig have ink all over his face?A: Because it came out of the pen... What do you call a sleeping bull? 2012/06/03 What do you call a sleeping bull ?A bulldozer ... How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2012/06/03 How many marmasetts does it take to screw in a light bulb?3That's it, just 3. Go ahead, ge.. A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station 2012/06/03 A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy ne.. A little boy came down to breakfast. 2012/06/03 A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had .. Yo mama so dirty... 2012/06/03 Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my walle.. The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA 2012/06/03 The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehend.. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls? 2012/06/03 Q: What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?A: Sparky!.. A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day 2012/06/03 A young polar bear walks up to his dad one day and asks, "Dad, am I a pure polar bear—yo.. What do you get when you cross a blue whale and a sperm whale? 2012/06/03 What do you get when you cross a blue whale and a sperm whale?I don’t know but you got a.. A zebra went up to the zookeeper... 2012/06/02 A zebra went up to the zookeeper and said, "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a bla.. What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? 2012/06/02 Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?A: Bison.. What do donkeys send out near Christmas? 2012/06/02 What do donkeys send out near Christmas?Mule - tide greetings.. Why don't elephants use cellular phones? 2012/06/02 Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their pl.. A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight... 2012/06/02 A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and.. Total:
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