Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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A bear walks into a bar... 2012/06/02 A bear walks into a bar and says "I want a bourbon and....a coke", the bartender asks “w.. A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog... 2012/06/02 A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the l.. What's bright eyed and bushy tailed? 2012/06/02 Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?A: A squirrel on crack... What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it? 2012/06/02 Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a l.. What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? 2012/06/02 Q: What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?A: An old cat scratches and .. A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. 2012/06/02 A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign.. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? 2012/06/02 Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?A: Because he was pissed off!.. When Jane initially met Tarzan 2012/06/02 When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, andduring her ques.. A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole... 2012/06/02 A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the count.. A man staggers into an emergency room 2012/06/02 A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly .. What's the difference between a dead lawer in the middle of the road and a dead rattlesnake in the middle of the road? 2012/06/02 Q: What's the difference between a dead lawer in the middle of the road and a dead rattles.. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2012/06/02 Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two, but no one knows how they g.. What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? 2012/06/02 What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd?Let's get the flock out of here!.. What are the two main political parties in Canada? 2012/06/02 Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?A: Moose and Squirrel.. What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? 2012/06/02 Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?A: Lots of room... A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping... 2012/06/02 A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sa.. Little pigs 2012/06/02 The first little pig walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the restroom. "Right dow.. Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing 2012/06/02 Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Do.. Why does a dog lick himself? 2012/06/02 Q: Why does a dog lick himself?A: Because he can't make a fist... A Mexican walks into a bakery 2012/06/01 A Mexican walks into a bakery and asks, "Excuse me, may I have a bum, please?" The baker l.. What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? 2012/06/01 What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?Their middle names.. What do you call an elephant between two buildings? 2012/06/01 Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings?A: Stuck.. A grey goose walks into a bar 2012/06/01 A grey goose walks into a bar and says" I'd like a scotch on the rocks." The bartender loo.. Two guys were driving down the road 2012/06/01 Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with its head stuck in a fence."H.. What animal should you never play cards with? 2012/06/01 Q. What animal should you never play cards with?A. A cheetah!.. How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk? 2012/06/01 Q: How did Britney Spears die while drinking milk?A: The cow fell on her... What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot? 2012/06/01 Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?A: A walkie-talkie... Who dun it? 2012/06/01 Who dun it?You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit... A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday. 2012/06/01 Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights three days and then leaves on Friday.How is .. A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.... 2012/06/01 A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashb.. Total:
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