Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? 2012/06/01 Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?A: Dam.. What do you call a fish without an eye? 2012/06/01 Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?A: Fsh.(Hint: No "eye" = No "i").. Why did God give women more brain cells than cows? 2012/06/01 Q: Why did God give women more brain cells than cows?A: So that women don't shit themselve.. How does a blonde try to kill a fish? 2012/06/01 Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?A. She drowns it!!.. One day in the middle of the desert a man's car breaks down. 2012/06/01 One day in the middle of the desert a man's car breaks down.He sees a gas station about 5 .. A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood... 2012/06/01 A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on.. A tourist walks into a curio shop... 2012/06/01 A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees a life-like bronze statue of a rat.He asks the .. A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me... 2012/06/01 A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm,.. One day, a farmer walked into a bar... 2012/06/01 One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the.. A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. 2012/06/01 A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking.. A little rabbit is happily running through the forest 2012/06/01 A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe roll.. What do you call a masturbating cow? 2012/06/01 Q: What do you call a masturbating cow?A: Beef Stroke-n-off.. Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet? 2012/06/01 Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?He contracted chirpes and the wors.. What do you do to an elephant with three balls? 2012/06/01 Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!.. Why did the turtle cross the road? 2012/05/31 Why did the turtle cross the road?To get to the Shell Station... Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet? 2012/05/31 Q: Why was Tigger sticking his head in the toilet?A: He was looking for Pooh!.. How do you circumcisce a whale? 2012/05/31 Q: How do you circumcisce a whale?A: With four skin-divers..... What do porcupines say after they kiss? 2012/05/31 Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss ?A: Ouch... One day in the back woods of West Hollywood 2012/05/31 One day in the back woods of West Hollywood, a giant bear was chasing little rabbit."Stop .. A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile... 2012/05/31 A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'.. Three mice are sitting at a bar... 2012/05/31 Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to imp.. cotton eye joe 2012/05/31 flowsleeperkiooer dad i feel like kibbleahah says dadDAD DON'T LAUGH! :p Jokesthat was hi-.. A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. 2012/05/31 A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A ge.. Petshop 2012/05/31 A woman walks into a petshop and sees abeautiful parot that costs 50 dollars.she asks the .. The sky was dark... 2012/05/31 The sky was darkThe moon was highAll alone just she and IHer hair was softHer eyes were bl.. lol 2012/05/31 why do elephants go swimming?to get there trunks wet!!!!!! lol:).. One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting. 2012/05/31 One day this Preacher decided that he would skip church and go hunting.When in the woods h.. snial 2012/05/31 • WHAT DID THE FEMAIL SNAIL SAY 2 THE MALE SNAIL WHEN THEY WERE HAVING SEX ,FASTER, FAST.. Why did the chicken cross the road? 2012/05/31 Why did the chicken cross the road?Pat Buchanan answers this question: "To steal a job fro.. Funny Crocodile 2012/05/31 One day there was a wite dude, a black dude, and a mexican.They all had to get home to the.. Total:
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