Animal jokes
Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!
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anmail joke 2012/05/31 why do u think an elphant is smaller then the big elphantbecase it is a small elphant and .. lmfao 2012/05/31 why did the chicken cross the road....cause it was already on the road and there was a car.. the chicken that started the joke 2012/05/31 why did the chicken cross the road?????to get to your house...*knock knock*"who's there"th.. handicap henry and the talking animals 2012/05/31 one day handicap henry went to the retarded zoo where monkys smoked pot and elephants w.. Why pigs are so big 2012/05/25 A city child came running into the farmhouse."No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yell.. A dog thinks and a cat thinks 2012/05/25 A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice war.. A miserable rooster 2012/05/25 A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a s.. The atheist and the bear 2012/05/25 There was this atheist and he was in the woods. And suddenly he heard some leaves cracking.. The pig and the sheep 2012/05/25 There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep.. A duck walks into a bar 2012/05/25 A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"Barman says: "No."Duck says: "Got any br.. The rude parrot 2012/05/25 David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude .. The centipede 2012/05/25 A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do ev.. Taking a walk 2012/05/25 One afternoon I was walking on a trail with my baby daughter, chatting to her about the sc.. Proud for his guard dog 2012/05/25 A man was very proud of his guard dog, he would leave it to roam free in the garden to sow.. A horse and a rabbit 2012/05/25 A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinki.. Bird Dog 2012/05/25 There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day. They n.. A fly wanted to get drunk 2012/05/25 One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each b.. Two chickens at the public library 2012/05/26 A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' .. Two goldfish are in a tank. 2012/05/26 Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'.. Parrot with no legs 2012/05/26 This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartend.. Dog conversation 2012/05/26 The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bull dog are in a doggie bar having a drink when.. Why doesn't this cow have any horns 2012/05/26 "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city.The.. The vampire bat 2012/05/26 A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on.. Very bad day 2012/05/26 A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are .. It's a horse thing... 2012/05/26 What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?Fiddler on the hoof.Which Ame.. Bulls Eye 2012/05/25 A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bul.. Doctor joke! 2012/05/25 A voice inside said to me: " Calm down, you are not the first doctor who sleeps with his p.. Various kinds of serpents... 2012/05/25 What do you call a snake who works for the government?A civil serpent.What would you get .. Man's Life! 2012/05/26 When God created the donkey, he said;-You'll work day and night, and you'll carry in your .. Liver an cheese 2012/05/26 Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, .. Total:
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