Animal jokes

Have nice time with these funny animal jokes. If you are animal lover, you will enjoy in this site. Animals can be funny without even trying or knowing, no matter how big or small they are. This is, only animal jokes, collection. Take a break and have a good laught with these animal jokes. Enjoy!


The Stork!  2012/05/15
-Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause  the stork..

Kinky monkey in Noah's Ark  2012/05/24
In Noah's ark, on day 3 the animals could no longer hold their sexual desire, so they star..

Naughty Parrot!  2012/05/15
A lady had a problem with her Parrot cause she says all the time:"I'm so horny, do you wan..

Cruising with the penguins  2012/05/15
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls ..

Bulls Eye  2012/05/15
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bul..

Not for animal lovers  2012/05/15
For all animal lovers out there.... is not for you.How do you make a cat go 'woof'?Soak it..

Cobra worries...  2012/05/15
The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a "walk". The little cobra asks;-Mommy, a..

Puppy love  2012/05/25
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy as..

The parrot and the cheating wife  2012/05/25
A man who is concerned about his wife cheating on him wants to catch her in the act. He do..

25th wedding anniversary  2012/05/24
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As ..

Cat Goes To Heaven  2012/05/24
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat..

Retrieving trick  2012/05/24
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly ..

Wash Dog  2012/05/24
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery store pickin..

To outrun  2012/05/24
Two guys are hiking in the forest when they suddenly come across a big Grizzly bear! The o..

A good chess player  2012/05/24
A man went to visit a friend and was amazedto find him playing chess with his dog.He watch..

Cat Competition  2012/05/15
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the ..

Duck Food  2012/05/15
A duck walks into a pet store and asked the owner if he sold "duck-food" here.The owner sa..

Adopted Turtle  2012/05/15
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of effort he reache..

The heavenly cat  2012/05/15
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she ..

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