Aviation jokes

Aviation jokes, pilot jokes, flight jokes, and more, relating to everything from flying blind in the cockpit to hiding in the airport!

Airlines running operating systems 2012/07/21
Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating s..

Air Force One crashes 2012/07/21
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mo..

A plane flying in the 1930s 2012/07/21
In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by th..

Those raccoons are not luggage 2012/07/21
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so t..

I deserve a first class seat 2012/06/30
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The st..

Trouble with plane engines 2012/07/02
While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the wind..

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans 2012/06/08
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans:1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the worl..

Blind Pilots 2012/06/08
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for ..

The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation 2012/06/08
1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.2. Me? I've never busted minimums.3. We will ..

yo mama is so fat 2012/06/08
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the wheying scale and it said to be continued...=] =]ha..

fly high 2012/06/08
blah walked into a bar. he meets this dude whose name is blah. blah and blah were talking ..

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