Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Beaver dog  2013/08/25
yo mamas so fat she stepped on our dogs tail and we had to rename him beaver..

Your mom is so fat...  2013/08/25
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!..

shoe shopping  2013/08/25
yo mamas so poor she goes shoe shopping on the wires!!!!..

Urine Test  2013/08/25
Yo' mama is so stupid, she studied for a urine test..

So Fat...  2013/08/24
Your Momma's so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!..

Yo mama so fat...  2013/08/24
Yo momma so fat, she put a red dress and walked outside people started shouting "Koolaid"..

Titanic  2013/08/24
Your mama so fat she shunk the titanic..

Bells and toilets  2013/08/24
Your momma is so poor I went to your house Pushed the door bell the toilet flushed...

YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID...  2013/08/24
YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE WORKED AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU, SHE ASKED, IS THAT ..

Your mommas so old  2013/08/24
Your momma so old i slap her on her back and her tittys fell off..

ace man  2013/08/24
right theres a bloke and his son driving down a highway andspeeding a cop behind them turn..

Yo Momma JokesGalore!  2013/08/24
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.Yo mama so stupid she thought an asp..

So dumb!!  2013/08/24
your Momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car!!!..

Yo mama poor  2013/08/24
yo mama so poor I sat on a penny and she told me get of my paycheck..

Ur momma so fat  2013/08/24
ur momma is so fat she use a matress as a tampon..

We are family  2013/08/24
yo mamma is so fat that when she jumped in the sea, a whale saw her and saidWe are family,..

Dirty bicth  2013/08/24
your momma is so dirty that she made dirt look clean..

Battery but  2013/08/24
yo moms so fat she shoved a battery up her but and said I got the POWER!..

The TV  2013/08/24
Your mama is so poor, her TV only has two channles-ON and OFF!..

Your momma is so fat!  2013/08/24
your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says "one person please."""..

YOUR MOMMA SO...  2013/08/23
your momma so ugly she make mr.ed look the finnest man on earth..

Hi-five!  2013/08/23
yo mamma so fat i could step on her belly and high five god...

Fat joke  2013/08/23
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!..

Your mother is so stupid.  2013/08/23
Your mother is so stupid, She gave birth to you...

Armageddon  2013/08/23
Yo mama is so fat, when you give her a can of beans and amatch you get armageddon!..

She Fat!  2013/08/23
Yo mama is so fat that she put all the resturants out ofbuissness in one day.Yo mama is so..

Threw a Rock  2013/08/23
Yo mama is so dumb that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!..

The End of The World  2013/08/23
Your mama is so fat she was bungee jumping and someone yelled, "It's theend of the world."..

Your mama is so fat.  2013/08/23
your mama is so fat she saw a school bus going down the road one day and she said stop tha..

Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop  2013/08/23
Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, 'There's those missin..

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