Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


YO MOMMA SO OLD HE PROOF READ THE TEN COMMANDMENTS  2013/08/23
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A few more curses  2013/08/23
May you be named Ben Ladden and be paged over the PA system at the Army-Navy game. May you..

Yo mama skittles  2013/08/23
Yo mamas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles fell out... ha ha ha, ...ha..

yo mamma so fat she goes up and down more...  2013/08/23
yo mamma so fat she goes up and down more times than a lift..

YA Mamma What  2013/08/23
Yo Mamma so fat she like a big mac Full of fat and only worth 1 buck..

Yo Mamma is SO dumb  2013/08/23
Yo Mamma is So dumb, when she takes a shit she wipes her ass with her hand and lick its..

Yo mama is so tall  2013/08/23
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida...

Yo Momma like a  2013/08/23
Yo Momma is like a rifle one cock and she Blows..

Your moma like...  2013/08/23
Your moma is like a brick dirty on both sides and laid by mexicans...

Yo mamma!!!!!!! koooolade  2013/08/23
your mommas sooo fat when she goes outside in a red dress everyone yells KOOLADE!!!..

Clowning on mommas  2013/08/23
your momma is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxeryour momma is so stupid she..

Dumb asss  2013/08/22
yo momma so dumb, i asked her was the coast clear, she said it was too far to check...

Your mammas cruise ride  2013/08/22
your mammas so fat whenever she goes on a cruise they use her as an anker..

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID  2013/08/22
SHE GOT ON A ELEVATOR AND THOUGH SHE WAS GOING TO HEVEN..

Chinease  2013/08/22
Yo mamma is soooooooooo fat she got more chins than the Chinease!!..

Make up her mind  2013/08/22
yo mama is so stupid she has to put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind..

Yo mama is so fat....seven  2013/08/22
Yo mama is so fat that after I got done having sex with her I rolled over seven times and ..

Yo mama sod damm stupid  2013/08/22
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a open roomyo mama so stupid she Tried to do a driveby..

Yo mamas so fat  2013/08/22
yo mamas so fat that when she goes shopping she goes to the bedwear outlet sale..

Paper mama  2013/08/22
Yo mama so skinny, I gave her a red hat and a fake mustache and people called her Paper Ma..

Your mamma!!The ugly one!  2013/08/22
Your mama is so ugly, no man would dare to do sex with her cause she has a big fat ass.You..

Yo mamas so old  2013/08/22
yo mamas so old when she went to shool they didnt have history..

Ocean Mamma  2013/08/22
Your moms so fat that when she walks past anaquareim the whales start singing " We are fam..

The Whales.  2013/08/22
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing "WE ARE FAMILY."..

Your Momma so stupid...  2013/08/22
Your momma so stupid, she got hit by a parked car...

Kool-aid  2013/08/22
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a red dress, little kids run after hercause they think s..

yo momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale...  2013/08/22
yo momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued!..

Your Grandma is so old, yo mama is so fat  2013/08/22
Your grandma is so old, that she farts dust.your grandma is so old, she went to the kitche..

Watching the couch  2013/08/22
Your mamma is so stupid she sits on the telly and watches the couch..

Hairy  2013/08/22
Yo moma is so hairy shee has afros on her nipples!!Yo moma is so fat she has to put on lip..

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