Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Fat mama  2013/08/21
yo mama is so fat she sat on a bike and made it a low rider. ..

The Dog Beat Me  2013/08/21
I could have been your daddy...but the dog beat me up the stairs...

Milk carton  2013/08/21
your momma is so fat when she got lost they had to lose all four sides of the milk carton...

Kerment the frog  2013/08/21
Your momma is so ugly she looked like Kerment the frog..

Your mom is fat  2013/08/21
your mom is so fat that she stole my cheesebuger..

Yo nasty mama  2013/08/21
Yo mama so nasty she had to cut her tampon strings so her crabs wont go bungee jumping..

YO MOMMA IS SO OLD  2013/08/21
Yo momma is so old when i asked her real age she died..

Satellite Pictures  2013/08/21
Yo mama is so fat, that the only pictures you have of her aresatellite pictures...

kicking the can  2013/08/21
Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can and asked her what she was doing? And she said ..

Your mummas so fat  2013/08/21
your mommas so fat she uses a matress as a tampon..

Ur mama  2013/08/21
Ur mamas so fat when she rolled down the street,people started screaming dominoes dots are..

TGIF  2013/08/21
A blonde gets in an elevator and sees a man standing there. She tells him, "TGIF, sir," to..

Your mama so fat..  2013/08/21
your mamas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT LOSE WEIGHT!!!!..

Yo mama is so gay...  2013/08/21
Yo mama is so gay, she sleeps with your dad...

Twinki  2013/08/21
your mom is so fat she say yellow bus and touht it was a twinki..

100 Pounds Of Crack  2013/08/21
Your mama so fat when she went through customs at the airport she gotarrested for 100 poun..

One fat momma  2013/08/21
yo momma so fat that the only way she can fit through a door is to grease the sides of the..

Old Mama Fart  2013/08/21
Yo mama so old when she fart dust comes out of her butt...

Rules Men Wish Women Knew  2013/08/21
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn ..

This on is funny  2013/08/21
your momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus and started yelling twinkee..

Sea world  2013/08/21
Yo mamas so fat she had to get baptised at sea world!..

Mama teeth  2013/08/20
Yo mama's teeth are so rotton when she smiles it looks like she ate a bag of oreo cookies...

Yo mamma.....  2013/08/20
Yo Momma so fat, When she walked outside with a red shirt, Everyone started yelling KOOL....

Yo mamma's so fat!  2013/08/20
Yo mamma's so fat the cops had to use "The Jaws of life" to get her INTO her car!..

Yo Momma so fat when she stood on the...  2013/08/20
Yo Mamma is so fat when she stood on the middle of the st.louis arch it made a mcdonalds s..

Ur Mommas so stupid  2013/08/20
Ur mommas so stupid a school bus went buy and she said stop that twinkie!..

Yo mama's So Stupid  2013/08/20
Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to find the '11' button so she could dial 911!..

Moving  2013/08/20
Yor mama's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked herwhat she was doing..

YO mama!!  2013/08/20
Yo mama is so fat, she uses a paint roller to put on herlipstick. ..

Ice cool drink anyone?  2013/08/20
Yo momma is so fat when she goes outside in a red t-shirt, little kids follow her and yell..

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