Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Yo mama is dumb  2013/08/28
YO mama so dumb I asked her to go get a colored t.v. she said "which color"...

Too Ugly  2013/08/28
Its ok to be ugly, but yo mama just goes to far...

Gravy  2013/08/28
Your mommas so fat when she broke her leg gravy pourd out...

Birth Time  2013/08/28
Your momma is so ugly . . .They know exactly when she was born because her face stopped th..

Stupid mamma 23/15  2013/08/28
yo mamma is so poor she lives in two story chetto bag. hahahahahaha...

yo momma so fat that to get her in the house...  2013/08/28
yo momma so fat that to get her in the house you have to grease the garage door and hold u..

your mama's so fat  2013/08/28
your mama's so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start to sing:We are family,..

Yo mamam  2013/08/28
yo mama so dumb she walked in walgreens and said these walls aint green..

Yo mamma!!!  2013/08/28
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Man in the house  2013/08/28
Your Momma is so old i slaped her back and her tits fell of..

Your mommas so dumb  2013/08/27
Your mommas so dumb she sold the car for gas money!..

Cameras  2013/08/27
Your momma is so ugly . . .When she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence came..

Supersaturated Cholesterol  2013/08/27
Your mama is so fat, her official name is SupersaturatedCholesterol...

Ring ring  2013/08/27
yo mamma is so dirty her bath tub got more rings than jupiter...

Boyz II Men  2013/08/27
Yo' Momma is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a Daycare Center...

Youer pouer momaa  2013/08/27
youer mama is so pouer she puts the broun bag speshul on layaway...

Yo mamas so stupid....  2013/08/27
Your mommas so stupid, she locked herself in a grocherie store and starved to death...

Fat momma!!  2013/08/27
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT, SHE GETS HIT BY PARKED CARS..

Rug burn  2013/08/27
Your mama's so hairy that you almost died of rug burn at birth...

Dayin  2013/08/27
dayin is so fat that when she put on her x-large pants she riped them..

Your momma is like a tv  2013/08/27
your mamma is like a tv. a two year old turns her on..

A few lil' insults to remember.  2013/08/27
You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street..

your mommas so fat the cops stopped at a parkinglot...  2013/08/27
your mommas so fat the cops stopped at a parkinglot and thought she was a doughnut..

Cinese man  2013/08/27
a man phoned a chinese up and said do u deliver the chinese man said no we do chicken and ..

YOUR mommais so fat  2013/08/27
your momma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and found the lost city of atlantis...

YO MOMMA SO Stupid SHE GOT STUCK . . ..  2013/08/27
Your Momma So Stupid She Got Stuck In Locked In A Grocery Store And Starved ..

Yo mamma face..........  2013/08/27
yo mammas face is like a lion. big, hairy, and ulgy..

Funny jokes  2013/08/27
yo mama so dumb she locked herself in da toilet and shit her pants..

Yo mamma iz so....  2013/08/27
Your mamma so fat whenn she saw a school bus full of white kids she said " finally a desce..

Yo mommas so fat...  2013/08/27
Yo Mommas so fat.... when she went to the movies she sat by EVERYONE!..

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