Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Yo' Momma is...  2013/08/29
Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I ask..

Vaccum Cleaning Mom  2013/08/29
your Mommas like a vaccume cleaner, she sucks she blows and she likes to get laid in a clo..

Fat spirit  2013/08/29
Yo mama's so fat that god can't even lift her spirit...

Screaming Mimes  2013/08/29
Your momma so fat that when the mimes saw her they SCREAMED!!!!..

Stuipd  2013/08/29
you mama so stuid she took a spoon to the superbowl..

Yo mama.....  2013/08/29
-yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the car window and got a ticketfor litering!-yo ma..

so old she farts dust...  2013/08/29
so old she farts dust..

Your Stupid Mama  2013/08/29
Your mama is so stupid she... ...walked into a 99 cent store and asked for a price che..

4 funny yo momma jokes  2013/08/29
1.Ur momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.2.Ur momma is so fat wh..

Lincoln  2013/08/29
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!..

fat & ugly  2013/08/29
Yo moma's so fat that NASA had to orbit a sattelite around herhead! Yo mama is so fat her ..

Bunred My Ass  2013/08/29
Your moma's so fat that when I had sex with her I burned my ass on thelight bulb...

Free Bread  2013/08/29
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread...

Mama i love u  2013/08/29
my mother ask me whether i wanted to eat lunch that day wif my younger brother..i hate him..

Phone Number  2013/08/29
Your mama so fat that when I asked what her weight was I thoughtit was a phone number!..

Chinese Momma  2013/08/29
Your momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!..

Yo mammas SOOO fat...  2013/08/29
yo mommas so fat when she got on a horse drawn carriage the horse turned around and said T..

Yo momma..........  2013/08/29
yo momma is so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus...

Momma  2013/08/29
Your mommas so fat people run around her for exerciseYour mommas so fat she has her own ar..

Yo mama so bald...  2013/08/29
Yo mama so bald she makes Mr. Clean look hairy!..

Old Dead Mama  2013/08/29
Yo mama so old and trying-to-be-trendy that I said, "Act your age, bitch."And she died...

soooo fat  2013/08/28
yo mama is soooo fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up...

Your mama is so stupid  2013/08/28
your mama is so stupid she locked her self in a grocie store and starved to death..

Yo mammas crack  2013/08/28
Yo Mammas so fat when she bent over she got arrested for 2,000 pounds of crack..

Mama's are funny  2013/08/28
Ur mama is like a 5 ft basketball hoop...everybody scores!!! Your mama is like a vacum cle..

Yo mama so tubby  2013/08/28
Your mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!..

Big Mama  2013/08/28
You're mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, she doesn'thave to watch out for the ca..

Earthquake  2013/08/28
Yo Mamma so fat, that yesterday, when she sat down, she made an earthquake all around the ..

yo momma so fat she uses a V.C.R as a beeper....  2013/08/28
yo momma so fat she uses a V.C.R as a beeper...

Your mommas so fat........  2013/08/28
Your mommas so fat I rolled over twice during sex I was still on her...

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