Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Yo mammas soooo ugly........  2013/08/31
-Yo mammas so ugly the only thing attracted to her is gravity.-Yo mammas so fat, she cant ..

Potato Chip Mom  2013/08/31
Yo momma is so stupid she stood on the corner of the street holding a bag of potato chips ..

The difference between yo momma and...  2013/08/31
Kid: you know what the difference between your momma and a whale is?Fag: no, whatKid: 10lb..

Knvcgmn  2013/08/31
your momma is so fat that see is on both sides of the family..

Your mommas like....  2013/08/31
your mommas like a Convenient store she is open 24 7..

Homerun Derby  2013/08/30
Your mama is so stupid, she bunted in a homerun derby...

Your mama is so fat............  2013/08/30
Your mama is so fat when she fell over she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again...

YOUR MAMMA IS SO STUPID........  2013/08/30
Your mamma is so stupid that when she walked up to a door that said keep door closed at al..

Jo blow  2013/08/30
your momma so ugly when ur dad wanted a blow job he made her put a paper bag over her head..

A  2013/08/30
yo momma so poor i threw arock at a trashcan and she said "whos knocking"..

Yo momma`s so old...  2013/08/30
Yo momma`s so old that when i told her to act her age, the bitch died!!!!!..

Hot Dog  2013/08/30
Your mama's so fat,That screwing her is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

Profit  2013/08/30
Your mama is so fat, if she was the last person on earth,restaurants would still profit...

Outer Space  2013/08/30
Your mama is so fat, everything around her is outer space...

Soo funny  2013/08/30
ya mamas so fat she cant fit her pudgy fingers in the telly remote so she inlarges it to t..

Alphabetical Skittles  2013/08/30
Your momma is so dumb . . .She tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order...

Top five yo mamma jokes  2013/08/30
1.Your mums so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and died of hunger.2. your mum ..

Yo mommas breath  2013/08/30
your momma breath soo bad the millitary uses her for biological waste destruction..

Joe maresca jokes  2013/08/30
youre mama is so fat when she was born she tinted her incubateryoure mama is so fat when s..

Screen Door  2013/08/30
Your moms like a screen door, the harder you slam her the looser she gets...

Yo mama..............  2013/08/30
you mama so ugly the fish all died sept one cause it was ugly..

The pet  2013/08/30
youre momma is so ugly that god did not let her in heven..

A Comeback for a Your Mama Insult  2013/08/30
I don't have a mamma, me and my dad share yours...

Yo mamma (insult)  2013/08/30
yo mamma so fat i have to strap a 2x4 to my ass every time i have sex with her so i don't ..

Yo momma is so old.........  2013/08/30
your momma is so old, when she farts all that comes out is dust..........

Yo mama so stupid she put a cookie on layaway.  2013/08/30
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Your mamas so fat!  2013/08/30
Your mamas so fat that when she sits on a toilet it says a,b,c,d,e,f,g get your fat ass of..

Taco Bell  2013/08/30
Your mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a telephone company...

Married  2013/08/29
your mom is so ugly shes only been marrried once..

She's so ugly...  2013/08/29
I'm not saying she's ugly...But she turned 3 cannibals into vegetarians...

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