Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Your Daddy  2013/09/01
Your daddy so bald when he wears a turtle neck he look like a broken condom! :) :P..

Bungee Jump  2013/09/01
Your Momma is so fat . . .She went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell...

Your mamas butt so big when she goes down...  2013/09/01
Your mamas butt so big when she goes down the street she needs a wide load sign on her bac..

Ear pieced  2013/09/01
your momma is go small she had her ear pieced and died!..

Joe is gay  2013/09/01
joes mumma..

Your Mama So Fatt  2013/09/01
Your momma so fat the only way she remembers your number is when she steps on the scale...

Yo momma iz.....  2013/09/01
yo momma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car..

Yo mama is so skinny  2013/09/01
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex...

Yo mommy  2013/09/01
yo mommy so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the sky...

Your Momma is so old I pat her on the back...  2013/09/01
Your Momma is so old I pat her on the back her boob fell off..

Ilean  2013/09/01
yo mama got one eye and one leg every body calls her ilean..

YOUR MOMmas  2013/09/01
Your mommas so old she sat behind jeaus in the third grade. ..

YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON A WEIGHT...  2013/09/01
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON A WEIGHT SCALE IT SAID TO BE CONTINUED....

your mamma is so fat she makes free willy...  2013/09/01
your mamma is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac..

Carwash  2013/09/01
Yo mama so fat she had to go to the car wash to take a shower...

Yo mammas....  2013/09/01
Your mommas so hairy that people out in China and Japan mistaken her for Godzillas daughte..

Your momas soooo fat!  2013/09/01
your momas so fat that she had to use a lawn mower to shave her legs..

On the Rainbow  2013/08/31
Your momma is so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out and everybody said," t..

Yo mamma& ketchup  2013/08/31
Yo mamma is like a bottle of ketchup; you have to pat it on thebottom a couple of times to..

The Funny Joke  2013/08/31
Your Momma Is So FAT When She Jumped In The Ocean The Whales Said We Are Family...

Yo Mamas Teeth.....  2013/08/31
yo mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiled, the traffic slowed down...

Your Mama vs. Subway  2013/08/31
Whats the difference between your mama and a subway? Not everyone has ridden the subway...

Yo mama soo sleepy  2013/08/31
Yo mama soo sleepy when she go to salon for a haircut but came out with shaved head and ar..

E.T  2013/08/31
your mamma so fat she would of been in the E.T movie but when she tried to ride the bike o..

Yo mammas so stupid  2013/08/31
Yo mammas so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead so she could make up her mind!..

U SO UGLY  2013/08/31
U SO UGLY YOUR MOMMA HAD TO PUT A PORKCHOP AROUND YOUR NECK JUST SO THe DOG WILL PLAY WITH..

Exorcist  2013/08/31
Yo mama so ugly when she was born she had to be delivered by anexorcist...

Your mamma!!!!!!!!!  2013/08/31
Your mamma is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and said hey where is my..

BIRD  2013/08/31
YO MAMMAS SO DUMB SHE TRIEND TO DROWN A FISH!..

Ur mommas so fat  2013/08/31
Your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!!..

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