Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Your mamas so stupid.......  2013/09/03
your mommas so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and staved to death!!!..

Ultimate Fat Joke  2013/09/03
Your Mom Is So Fat I Have To Take a Bus And Two Trains To get to her good side!..

Your mamma so fat  2013/09/03
Your mamma is so fat she has to use the telephone pole as a tampond...

Yo Mamas so fat..........  2013/09/03
yo mamas so fat, she sunk the Titanic!..

Butter or Teeth?  2013/09/02
Your momma's teeth are so yellow . . .I can't believe they're not butter...

J-walker  2013/09/02
Yo Mama is so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk the police arrest her for j-walk..

Here we go to Wallmart with Kmart in our hand  2013/09/02
- Your mama so fat she went swimmin in the ocean and the wales started to sing "We are fam..

TRICK OR TREAT?????????  2013/09/02
YOUR MOMMAS SO POOR HER TRICK WAS THE TREAT!!!..

Chitty chitty bang bang  2013/09/02
wot do u call a flying elephantanswer: jumbo jet..

Your Momma So Fat When.....  2013/09/02
Your momma so fat when she goes on the scale it sayd " To be continued""!!"..

FUNNY  2013/09/02
YOUR MOMMAS SO DUMB, SHE WENT TO DOCTOR DRE FOR A BOOB JOB, YOUR MOMMAS SO DUMB, SHE ASKED..

Yo mama sooooo fat  2013/09/02
yo mama sooooo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out..

Your mammas so fat  2013/09/02
yo mammas so fat she eats out of a satelite dish..

Your momma...  2013/09/02
your momma is so fat she stood on the scale and it said to be continued... your momma so ..

your mom is so stupid when she thought a quarter...  2013/09/02
your mom is so stupid when she thought a quarter back was a refund..

So short  2013/09/02
Your mama is so short, she could sit on a dime and swing her legs.Your mama is so short sh..

Slip and slide  2013/09/02
your momma is so fat she uses ahighway as a slip and slide..

Beautician  2013/09/02
Your momma is so ugly . . .When they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours . . . for..

Yearbook picture.  2013/09/02
your momma so ugly when she took her yearbook picture they only showed the back of her hea..

Skateboard Poor  2013/09/02
You are so poor that when I borrowed your skateboard, the next dayyour mama said: "Who too..

Yo mama is so hairy  2013/09/02
yo mama is so hairy when you were born you got rug burn...

Fat mamma.......  2013/09/02
Yo mamma so fat she has to play pool with the planets...

Uuuuuu  2013/09/02
Yo mammas butt so big people get confused with the Grand Canyon...

The blonde and the farmer  2013/09/02
There was a blonde that was so sick of blonde jokes she died her hair red. The jokes stopp..

Your moma stupid  2013/09/02
Your moma so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store she staved...

Sooooo dumb  2013/09/02
your momma is so dumb she brung a spoon to the super bowl..

Your mom is so dumb...  2013/09/02
your mom is so dumb that she accidently put a tv dinner in the vcr...

Locked up  2013/09/02
your mamma so stupid she was lokes locked up in a matress firm and slept on the floor..

Walmart  2013/09/01
Your mama is like Walmart everyone walks out smiling...

Seaworld  2013/09/01
Your momma is so fat the last time she went to sea world, they fed her fish...

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