Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Bathtub  2013/07/20
Your momma is so fat . . .First she fills the bathtub, THEN she turns on the water!..

Yo mommas so fat...  2013/07/20
Yo mommas so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out..

TAXI  2013/07/20
YOUE MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE PUT ON A RAIN COAT PEOPLE STARTED SCREAMING TAXI..

Yo momma so nasty  2013/07/20
Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left!..

Yo mamma so poor  2013/07/20
yo momma so poor you ask whats for dinner she put her foot on the table and said corn..

Yo mama so fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  2013/07/20
yo mama so fat when God made light he asked her to move!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

Yo mamas so ugly  2013/07/19
yo mamas so ugly-they had to put a steak around its neck just to get the dog to play with ..

Your mammas mouth  2013/07/19
your mammas mouth is so ugly inside,when cavitys formed inside,they left a note saying, we..

Yomamma  2013/07/19
yo mamma is so skinny she said hi to an eraser..

Yo mama - peanut butter  2013/07/19
Yo mama like peanut butter... smooth and easy to spread...

Yo mamma so stupid  2013/07/19
You mama so stupid she thought anal sex involved farting...

Ur mamaz so fat  2013/07/19
your momas so fat she has her own area code..

You have so many dogs in yo family  2013/07/19
You have so many dogs in your family i don`tknow which ones your mum!!!..

Minute Rice, Food Stamps, T-Rex  2013/07/19
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice.Yo mama is so old she owes J..

Yo Mama's Glasses Are So Thick...  2013/07/19
Your mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can seepeople waving!..

Yo momma so fat..........  2013/07/19
yo momma is so fat she tripped over k-martstumbled over walmart and landed right on target..

You so poor  2013/07/19
your so poor the last time you had a hotmeal was when a rich man farted ha ha..

Uhh yea.....  2013/07/19
your mommas teeth r so yellow, when she closes her mouth her tummy glows.....

Yo mama is so lazy  2013/07/19
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs...

Yo' Mama Jokes  2013/07/19
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of 'BVD's and by the time she got it on, ..

Family Tree  2013/07/19
Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree and broke it...

Your momma so poor  2013/07/19
your momma so poor when she went to kfc she ordered the bucket on th roof..

Yo mama is so ugly  2013/07/19
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!..

Yo Mama  2013/07/19
Yo Mama is so old, that when she farts, dust comes out!!..

Yo mamma so big  2013/07/19
yo mamma so big she can play pool with the planets..

Yo wass up people?  2013/07/19
hey everyone my name is Jarrah and I am just fuckin around!!..

Flea Collar  2013/07/18
Your mama's so dirty, she has to wear turtleneck shirts to cover up herflea collar...

WOOF!!!!!!  2013/07/18
IS THAT YO MAMMA OR IS YO DOG WALKIN BACKWARDS...

Your mama so black  2013/07/18
Yo mamma so black, when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on...

Yo mama is so fat  2013/07/18
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!..

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