Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


gas money  2013/07/21
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money...

To mama so stupid  2013/07/21
yo ama so stupid she went to the super bowl and took a spoon..

Blood test  2013/07/21
ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy...

Chins  2013/07/21
Your mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese telephone book...

Yo mama so fat  2013/07/21
Yo mama so fat even Richard Simmons laughed at her...

you mama is so black she jump in the ocean...  2013/07/21
you mama is so black she jump in the ocean and the fishes said oil spill..

Top 10 Things Only Women Understand  2013/07/21
10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoe in different colors. ..

Osama Yo Mama  2013/07/21
Why doesn't Bin Laden have sex with his Six Wives?Cuz everytime he pulls down their pants ..

10 best yo mamas  2013/07/21
yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check yo mama i..

Ass  2013/07/21
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Yo mama's so fat  2013/07/21
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo mama's so fat, whe..

Get the Hounds  2013/07/21
Yo Momma so fat, they sent out a search party for her feet!..

Random  2013/07/21
your mamma has one big tittie and one small tittie and they call the bitch biggie smallsyo..

Yo Mama So Fat...  2013/07/21
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this...New York, Chicago, New Orl..

Your Momma so stupid  2013/07/21
Your momma so stupid, when she went to court, after the jugde yelled order in the court s..

Knock,knock...  2013/07/21
knock,knock! whose there? joe! joe who? joe mama!!..

KFC  2013/07/21
Your Momma is so fat she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken they said what size..

Godzilla  2013/07/21
Yo mama is soo fat she makes "Godzilla" look like an action figure...

Dumb mum  2013/07/20
your mums so dumd when the computer said press any key she started too look for the any ke..

Yo momma so ugly.....  2013/07/20
yo momma so poor she went to kfc licking other peoples fingers...

Scratch tickets  2013/07/20
your mommas so stupid she went to mcdonalds and asked for two scratch tickets..

Yo mamas so thin  2013/07/20
Yo mamas so thin when she turns sideways she dissapears...

Super bowl  2013/07/20
yo mommas so dumb, she brought a spoon to the super bowl..

Funke mama  2013/07/20
Your mama is so funkesecret told on her...

Your Mom Is So Fat!  2013/07/20
Your Momma is so fat pluto doesnot exist any more!..

Miscellaneous yo mama joke  2013/07/20
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle...

Yo! mama!  2013/07/20
yo mama! is so stupid she though taco bell was a phone company.......

Yo mama is so old  2013/07/20
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook...

Yo momma is so whatever  2013/07/20
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Momma so fat  2013/07/20
Ya momma is so fat I tried to swirve around her and I ran out of gas...

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