Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


To be continued  2013/07/23
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CO..

Yo momma is so fat  2013/07/23
yo momma is so fat that when she walked past the tv i missed 3 progams and a film..

Yo mama is so short  2013/07/23
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed...

Your Fat Momma  2013/07/23
Your momma is so fat when she wore a yellow coat people thought that she was a taxi...

Your mommas so fat  2013/07/23
Your mommas so fat, Police had to us the Jaws of Life to help her take a shit!..

90210  2013/07/23
Your momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale...

Laugh at your momma  2013/07/23
your mommas so ugly when she goes tot he zoo the monkeys all point and laugh..

Yo mama.. fat  2013/07/23
Yo mama so fat she stumbled over k-mart, tripped over wal-mart, and landed right on target..

Cooking  2013/07/22
Your momma so stupid it takes her a hour to cook two minute rice..

This is about Yo Momma  2013/07/22
Yo Momma head is so big it shows up on radar...

Yo mamma  2013/07/22
That joke was so funny me and yo mamma both fell outa bed!..

Yo Mama's So Fat...  2013/07/22
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on bot..

You Momma So Phat  2013/07/22
Yo Momma So Phat She Visited China And The People Were all like God-Gila!..

Skittles  2013/07/22
Your momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out..

Eggy muffla  2013/07/22
who va redin dis is sad men even if gal..

Your momma is so fat that she has to call the docter every day to get ot of bed  2013/07/22
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Moms like an ocean  2013/07/22
Your mommas like an ocean Wide open and full of crabs..

New T.V  2013/07/22
Youy momma is so stupid she sits on the T.V and watches the couch...

Yo mamma so old  2013/07/22
yo mamma so old she was on the money that Moses had..

Yo mama's hair is so short  2013/07/22
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches...

Yo mama has  2013/07/22
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper...

Fat ass  2013/07/22
Your Mommas so fat she went bungeejumping andwent straight to hell...

Your mama so stupid...  2013/07/22
Your mama so stupid she saw YMCA and said, "Look honey somebody spelledMacy's wrong!"..

Mamma's got back  2013/07/22
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!..

Your Momma is so ugly  2013/07/22
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style...

Minute Maid  2013/07/22
Yo mama so stupid she thought Minute Maid was a cleaning service...

Ur momma  2013/07/22
Ur momma so fat she sat at the back of the bus and the bus did a wheelie...

Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes  2013/07/21
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on hergood side.Yo mama..

Your momma so fat  2013/07/21
your mommas so fat that when she puts on a red shirt the people on the street say hey kool..

Arithmatic  2013/07/21
your momma is so dirty when she takes a bath she has to sneak up on the water..

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