Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Yo mamma  2013/07/24
yo mama is so poor she lives in a two storie chetto bag...

YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE ON BOTH SIDES OF THE UNIVERSE  2013/07/24
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Blonde Quickies  2013/07/24
Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?They're too hard to retrain. How do you know when a b..

Mouse On Her Leg!  2013/07/24
Your mama is so fat and her jeans are so tight. when she farts, it lookslike a mouse ran d..

Lawyer "Speak"  2013/07/24
The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to gi..

Your Momma so ugly  2013/07/24
Your Momma so ugly, when she went to a hunted house they gave her a job applacation..

Yo Momma So Short  2013/07/24
Yo momma so short she did a suicide jump of the curb...

Weighing In - 2  2013/07/24
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED..

YO MUMA SO FAT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND THEY GIVE HER A WELCOME BACK PARTY  2013/07/24
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Yo mama so stupid....  2013/07/24
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone..

YOUR MOMMAS SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WORKED AT...  2013/07/24
YOUR MOMMAS SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WORKED AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU, SHE ASKED, IS THIS O..

your momma so black that she has to wear a...  2013/07/24
your momma so black that she has to wear a white glove to eat choctalate..

Fart in a Room  2013/07/24
Your mama is so mean. For punishment she farts in a room and locks herkids in...

Snickers Bar  2013/07/24
Your mama's like a Snickers bar, she's always packed with nuts...

Yo moma is so old..............  2013/07/24
yo moma is so old, when she farts all that comes out is dust................

Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and...  2013/07/24
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said:Who threw that rock???..

Comeback  2013/07/24
A smartass came to a boy and said, "Whats up son" So the boysaid back, "I wish you would h..

Superbowl  2013/07/24
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl...

Is so stupid  2013/07/23
your mam is so stupid wen she got locked it a supermarket she starved to death..

#1 Your Momma Joke  2013/07/23
Your momma is fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters pop out...

Happy Mother Day  2013/07/23
WHAT DAY IS THE BEST FOR FRYING SAUSAGES?FRIDAY..

Skinny mamma  2013/07/23
yo mamma so skinny that when they put a dime in her left pocket she leaned to the left...

Clapping Puss  2013/07/23
Your mama is such a whore that when she walks her pussy claps!..

Ugly Mama  2013/07/23
Your mama so ugly for halloween she trick or treats on the phone.Your mama so ugly she wal..

so fat she went on a plane and only the wings...  2013/07/23
so fat she went on a plane and only the wings left the ground..

Sun  2013/07/23
yo mama so fat she went outside in a yellow raincoat and made the sun jeleous..

White Momma  2013/07/23
Your Momma is so white she crys milk shits chalk...

You momma so fat...  2013/07/23
You momma so fat she jumped out of an airplane in a yellow coat, and people thought the su..

Your momma is so fat  2013/07/23
your momma is so fat that when she went to seaworld shammo jumped out of the water and sta..

Whats the difference  2013/07/23
Q: whats the difference between your mamma and the local football teamA: your mamma has a ..

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