Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Yo mama so poor...  2013/07/26
Yo mama so poor she put a paper over a TV screen to order a movie on "paper-view"...

yo mamma's so ugly  2013/07/26
Yo mamma's so ugly when she looks out of the window she gets arrested...

Your momma so dumb!  2013/07/26
Your momma so dumb:If she was a dog, she would walkbackwards and wag her head!..

Yo mamma so stuped  2013/07/26
yo mamma so stupid that she tripped over the cordless phoneyo mamma so stupid that she tho..

yo moma so fat and stinky:that when she farted...  2013/07/26
yo moma so fat and stinky:that when she farted in the U.S.A they thought they got bombed..

Stinky momma.  2013/07/26
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!..

Yo mamas so dumb  2013/07/26
Yo mamas so dumb she tried to throw a stone at the ground but she missed...

Yo Momma vault  2013/07/26
-yo mommas so fat,she saw a bus drive by and she yelled, stop that twinkie!-yo mommas so ..

Go home you drunk  2013/07/26
A man was in a bar one evening, when a drunk wandered over, shouting at the man 'I pulled ..

Ya mamma  2013/07/25
ya mamma so fat,when she sits down she sits next to everyone...

First Class  2013/07/25
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The st..

YO MAMMA is so stupid....  2013/07/25
YO mamma is so stupid she stole a free cookie...

SHE OWES  2013/07/25
YA MOMMA SO OLD SHE STILL OWES JESUS FOOD STAMPS...

YO MOMMA IS SO FUCKIN NASTY  2013/07/25
Yo mama is so fuckin nasty shes like dominos pizza; cheap, greasy, and cums within 30 minu..

Your mum  2013/07/25
Your mums so fat shes got more rolls than gregstell ur mum to stop wearing differnt lipsti..

Yo mommas teeth  2013/07/25
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow I cant believe its not butter..

What would have been different if Bill Gates was a redneck...  2013/07/25
1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an..

Yo mama so ugly  2013/07/25
yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning..

New World  2013/07/25
Yo mama is so fat Spain claimed her as the new world...

Your momma is so skinny  2013/07/25
Your momma is so skinny she layed down and dissapeared..

Whats for dinner  2013/07/25
your mom is so stupid i came in ask her whats for dinner she opend her legs and said tuna ..

Yo mammas so fat...  2013/07/25
yo mammas so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who through that rock?"..

Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears  2013/07/25
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Under 17 Not Admitted  2013/07/25
Your mama is so stupid, she went to an R rated movie saw "Uner17 Not Admitted," ran home a..

Yo Mamma So Short She Play Basketball with...  2013/07/25
Yo Mamma So Short She Play Basketball with a Coco Puff And A Cherrio..

Yo mamma iz...  2013/07/25
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with tinted windows,your ma..

Your mama is so fat  2013/07/25
your mama is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuk..

Yo momma 3 times.  2013/07/25
Your momma so fat...she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat...shes on both sides o..

Turtleneck  2013/07/24
Your mamas so bald, when she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a bustedcondom...

Rocky road  2013/07/24
yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky road!..

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