Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Yo mamma and walgreens  2013/07/27
You mamma so dumb she went to Walgreens and said "these wall not green."..

Fat Mama Stuff  2013/07/27
Yo mama's so fat......she keeps elephant putty in her purse....a car hit her and she yelle..

Your mama is so ugly that...  2013/07/27
your mama is so ugly that she got caught in a hell storm and than she ate them like it was..

Your mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air people started to sing " A Whole New World!  2013/07/27
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Ya momma  2013/07/27
your mommas so stupid she got run over by a parked car..

Yo mama so old...  2013/07/27
Yo mama so old she sat behind Moses in the third grade...

Yo Momma So Bald I can See What she is Thinking...  2013/07/27
Yo Momma So Bald I can See What she is Thinking..

Yo mama so poor  2013/07/27
yo mama so poor, that her tits are real!..

Haha  2013/07/27
Yo mamma so fat , she ordered a big mac at mcdonalds, and the manager said 'you are alrea..

Your Mommas......  2013/07/27
Your Mammas so, so fat, dat when she dresses in yellow, people yell out "Taxi!Taxi!"""..

Yo mama so short...  2013/07/27
Yo mama so short she jumped off the sidewalk to commit suicide...

Toni  2013/07/27
Yo momma got a toe on her knee, so they call her Toni..

Yo mamma's so stupid...  2013/07/27
Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "Hey, where's my gumba..

Really ass ugly!!!  2013/07/27
yo mamma is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn the cameras offyo mamma is so u..

Yo mammas SO fat  2013/07/27
your mamas so fat, when she stepped on the dogs tail, we had to change his name to beaver..

Yo mama is so poor  2013/07/27
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway...

Yo Mama Joke  2013/07/27
Yo mama so fat, when she was walking on the side walk,the policeman said break it up...

Yo mama so ugly...  2013/07/27
Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house and they offered her a job...

Yo mama is so ugly...  2013/07/26
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said"Sorry, no professionals." Yo ma..

Voice Mail  2013/07/26
Yo Mama is so stupid, that one day I saw her on the streetyelling into an envelope. When I..

Yo momma so stupid......  2013/07/26
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!..

Your Mama World  2013/07/26
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!Yo mama so ugly she looks ..

Your momma so fat she makes fat bastard look...  2013/07/26
Your momma so fat she makes fat bastard look like Parris Hilton..

My Very Educated Mother....  2013/07/26
Yo momma is fat she plays pool with the planets...

Dumb momma  2013/07/26
your momma so dumb she failed her blood test..

Yomamma lsand  2013/07/26
Yo mamma so fat, when she went scooba diving, a cruis ship rolled up next to her, and all ..

yo momma so fat when she wears high heels...  2013/07/26
yo momma so fat when she wears high heels the bitch strikes oil..

Hulahoop  2013/07/26
Yo mama so fat, she needs a hulahoop to hold up her socks...

Hairy mama  2013/07/26
Your momma is so hairy, you have to get a lawn mower to shve her legs...

Yo mama sooo short.......  2013/07/26
Yo mama so short when she got off the bus she yelled to everybody, "please dont spit becau..

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